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2023-07-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

‘I didn't know how many bouncers it would take to get me out of that bar, but I knew how many they were gonna use.’ - Ron White

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Posted by Skidmark 2023-07-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top

#1 you leave all your protections behind when you go ~~abroad.~~ out into the world.

Fortunately, I had respect for authority and situational awareness beaten into me at the outset of my travels off the block. Lessons well learned from thorough instructors.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-07-14 05:12|| 2023-07-14 05:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Glad the ladyboy did his hair before taking selfies of his very, very lucky face.

Young men - hitting the gym a little bit and getting your eyebrows waxed is not the real world.

Take a look at the mate with the Brazilian butt model triceps, then look at the dude built like a 1940s refrigerator. Check the fiber definition. That is applied strength, like what you see in the legs of ballerinas or the arms of farm hands.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-07-14 11:31|| 2023-07-14 11:31|| Front Page Top

#3 His mistake was failing to shower the Serbians with love to show them the way that he feels.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-07-14 11:59|| 2023-07-14 11:59|| Front Page Top

#4 Typically a bouncer doesnt just rough you up because of nothing. And it typically doesnt take more than one bouncer to kick your ass unless you are especially douchey.

*sniff-sniff* Smell that? #FakeNews

"The evil Serb beat me up b/c I only stood on a chair..."

According [via Greek Local News] to club workers they intervened after the British man, who was violent and out of control, had previously beaten a 19-year-old girl and attacked her with a bottle.

Posted by mossomo 2023-07-14 13:06|| 2023-07-14 13:06|| Front Page Top

#5 Box of donuts on: boy of privilege on vacay with similar mates getting drunk/high and being douchey, earning the spankings he should have received as a kid compounded with interest.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-07-14 13:17|| 2023-07-14 13:17|| Front Page Top

#6 All the limies had purses. Mama's boy actually used his in the fight.

Posted by Regular joe 2023-07-14 15:28|| 2023-07-14 15:28|| Front Page Top

#7 As Shakespeare said, "Who steals my purse steals trash..."

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-07-14 15:29|| 2023-07-14 15:29|| Front Page Top

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