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2023-12-15 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Colorado Thieves Seek Reduced Charges by Arguing Some Items They Stole Were on Sale

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Posted by Besoeker 2023-12-15 04:16|| || Front Page|| [18 views ] Top

Some uniquely Soviet logic found here.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-12-15 04:23|| 2023-12-15 04:23|| Front Page Top

#2 In case you wanted to see photos of the accused thieves, Michael Green, 50, and Byron Bolden, 37:

Kohl's dubbed the pair the "KitchenAid Mixer Crew"

Posted by DooDahMan 2023-12-15 04:30|| 2023-12-15 04:30|| Front Page Top

#3 They were shooting for something epic like the Hole in the Wall Gang. Unfortunately, that name is probably a solely owned subsidiary of the Grinder ap.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-12-15 11:27|| 2023-12-15 11:27|| Front Page Top

#4 that's funny and worth 2 months off.

Posted by irish rage boy 2023-12-15 14:46|| 2023-12-15 14:46|| Front Page Top

#5 This has got to be pretty close to "Headline of the Year" doesn't it!

Posted by OregonDave 2023-12-15 14:51|| 2023-12-15 14:51|| Front Page Top

#6 ^ I concur Dave.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-12-15 14:54|| 2023-12-15 14:54|| Front Page Top

#7 In addition to being hilarious, this points up the difficulties involved in writing laws, specifications and computer programs.

In this case, the law declares a specific numerical limit but does not specify how that number is to be calculated. Do we use the wholesale price? Manufacturer's suggested retail? The current price at the time of the crime? I think they have a point. And their lawyer has balls for trying to make it in court.

Posted by SteveS 2023-12-15 18:30|| 2023-12-15 18:30|| Front Page Top

#8 San Fran Store: That candy bar..$1000. Sign up for our shopper's club and get a 99.9% discount on check-out!

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-12-15 20:48|| 2023-12-15 20:48|| Front Page Top

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