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2024-08-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Fauci tests positive for West Nile virus leading to hospitalization

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Posted by Skidmark 2024-08-24 09:37|| || Front Page|| [11152 views ] Top

#1 Massachusetts town approves voluntary LOCKDOWN after dark as fears of incurable mosquito-borne infection grow

Posted by Skidmark 2024-08-24 09:44|| 2024-08-24 09:44|| Front Page Top

#2 He is sick so often, one has to wonder if he is failing to practice basic hygiene: wash hands with soap every few hours and avoid touching the T-zone.

Posted by trailing wife 2024-08-24 12:07|| 2024-08-24 12:07|| Front Page Top

#3 Science! says the best way to prevent dying from West Nile is to put a bag of sand flies over his head.

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-08-24 12:18|| 2024-08-24 12:18|| Front Page Top

#4 Karma's a bitch, isn't it Dr. ~~Faustus~~ Fauci

Posted by Warthog 2024-08-24 13:44|| 2024-08-24 13:44|| Front Page Top

#5 Perhaps he could look into some sort of horse medicine?

Posted by Crusader 2024-08-24 14:12|| 2024-08-24 14:12|| Front Page Top

#6 Don't get well

Posted by DarthVader 2024-08-24 14:46|| 2024-08-24 14:46|| Front Page Top

#7 Such a great man of medicine, sick,
And so frequently?
"Grouchy."
"A dick."
Thus the organs arrest
Those that know him the best,
Lowly servants and servers who...
"Ick."

Posted by Pancho Poodle8452 2024-08-24 16:35|| 2024-08-24 16:35|| Front Page Top

#8 If my reading is true, then every jab reduces your resistance to other infections, basically man-made AIDS. May he enjoy every infectious disease out there.

Posted by Procopius2k 2024-08-24 16:36|| 2024-08-24 16:36|| Front Page Top

#9 Missed this and double posted it- sorry.
In other news, in Washington, a mosquito has been hospitalized with a mysterious viral illness.

Posted by Ululating Platypus 2024-08-24 19:48|| 2024-08-24 19:48|| Front Page Top

#10 A mosquito has been hospitalized? That Fuckin Jay Inslee paying for insect care!

Posted by Frank G 2024-08-24 20:10|| 2024-08-24 20:10|| Front Page Top

#11 Missed this and double posted it- sorry.

Thank you for the heads up, Ululating Platypus. Your submission is now deleted from the hopper. Teamwork!

Posted by trailing wife 2024-08-24 22:38|| 2024-08-24 22:38|| Front Page Top

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