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2024-09-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Texas man gets in shootout with a robot, loses and is then arrested in wild video

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Posted by Skidmark 2024-09-21 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ] Top

#1 the robot then started driving over him, pulling his shorts down and exposing red underwear

No real cop could get away with that.

Posted by Glavinter Peacock7962 2024-09-21 00:20|| 2024-09-21 00:20|| Front Page Top

#2 Should have given the videos the Benny Hill treatment.

Posted by Procopius2k 2024-09-21 07:18|| 2024-09-21 07:18|| Front Page Top

#3 Overheard on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise: “ Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a mechanic,” Bones McCoy.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2024-09-21 08:50|| 2024-09-21 08:50|| Front Page Top

#4 Someone been reading Azimov? Is that you Daneel? Are you following the 3 rules>

Posted by alanc 2024-09-21 09:49|| 2024-09-21 09:49|| Front Page Top

#5 Did the robot say 'You're under arrest, creep!'?

Posted by Raj 2024-09-21 10:03|| 2024-09-21 10:03|| Front Page Top

#6 Azimov, more like took his pants Azimoff, am I right fellows!
-holds hand up for high five-

*crickets*

*everyone walks away*

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-09-21 10:07|| 2024-09-21 10:07|| Front Page Top

#7 I laughed.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2024-09-21 11:23|| 2024-09-21 11:23|| Front Page Top

#8 Thank you, claiming Dad Joke Protection Status.

A bit more serious,
Question yesterday about whether a remote monitoring is actually an extension of a human person and therefore counts as a paid government agent:

Delarosa is now charged with aggravated assault against a public servant

Oh, my.

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-09-21 14:36|| 2024-09-21 14:36|| Front Page Top

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