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Posted by American Anthem 2004-01-20 9:26:06 PM|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1857 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Sorry to feed the troll, but I guess the "Bio" link to the right is too obscure?
Posted by Robert Crawford  2004-1-20 9:46:29 PM|| []  2004-1-20 9:46:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 I talked about it once, here...
Posted by Fred  2004-1-20 10:00:01 PM||   2004-1-20 10:00:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Somehow, though, I don't think the troll will be satisfied.
Posted by Robert Crawford  2004-1-20 10:04:25 PM|| []  2004-1-20 10:04:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 If there were any justice in the world, obviously, we would cater to your equally obvious perceptual handicap by having something other than that obscure Mossad created disinformation piece that Fred chooses to call "bio."

In the interest of justice and diversity, here is the real story (pay attention, the Mossad-minions will sell us to a Brazilian slave dealer if we ever post this again):

Back in 2000, Fred and several other top Zionist agents came to the notice of the fourth dimensional Reptilian Overlords who secretly rule the Earth in cooperation with the Elders of Zion and the Texas Illuminati.

Fred and the others, including my humble self, were recruited with promises of a 7 figure annual stipend and first pick of the kidnapped blonde Aryan chicks who would otherwise join their less fortunate sisters on the Overlords' dinner tables.

Our cell created its secret underground headquarters in a disused uranium mine near Socorro NM, took some web-related courses at the local JC and waited for our activation signal from the top-secret HAARP satellites that form the backbone of our communications system.
The signal came the day after a different cell, headed by Ed Asner (that's called DEEEEP cover) and David Horowitz, destroyed the World Trade Center with a tempero-seismic bomb provided by the Overlords (they billed us for this, but that is all straight now).

We swung into action almost immediately, with Fred playing the role of blog-master and the rest of us pretending to be ordinary unenlightened folks (known in the biz as "pork chops") who come here and post screeds and comments.

Occassionally, some exceptionally courageous resistance fighter, with certain drugs and adhesive products providing an antidote to HAARP signals, will come here and try to disrupt our campaign with an exhibition of highest level LLL debating skills, ie arrogant pronouncements and ugly names.

At the moment, we have concluded a contract to supply the Overlords with ten million head of prime LLL peasant, on the hoof, in return for their new tera-hertz processor and first dibs on Swedish female abductees.
All trolls have been electronically earmarked and will be included when our Grey Alien wranglers fan out and begin the roundup in their special "cattle-car" ufos.
Head 'em up, move 'em out!
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-1-20 10:32:13 PM|| []  2004-1-20 10:32:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 And I settled for just six figures?

God f@&%'in damn it...
Posted by Raj 2004-1-20 10:37:51 PM|| []  2004-1-20 10:37:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 OK, OK, Raj
I'll ask the comptroller at Halliburton to raise your stipend.
I know it isn't much, but in the meantime, you can have first pick of the hippy chicks from the last roundup at Berkeley. They're still in the holding pens at Denver International, had to fatten 'em up and cull the diseased ones before they went on to processing.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-1-20 10:43:13 PM|| []  2004-1-20 10:43:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Hey! My contract clearly specifies that I get Halle Barry!
Posted by Patrick Phillips 2004-1-20 10:44:04 PM||   2004-1-20 10:44:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Sorry, no, that says "Halle Sellassie".
Posted by Robert Crawford  2004-1-20 10:49:42 PM|| []  2004-1-20 10:49:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Damn A.C. Now everyone will want to join!
Posted by CrazyFool  2004-1-20 10:52:50 PM||   2004-1-20 10:52:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Well, Robert, he is Jesus after all.

So far this year I have been accused of being a Zionist and a lesbian. In fact, I am merely a pitiful creature of the cats known as the Iluminati, having to serve five of the Masters daily. I wish I could have a really good job like the guy who got to measure the gorilla dung in the census, lucky devil!
Posted by Chuck  2004-1-20 10:56:49 PM|| []  2004-1-20 10:56:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 ...kidnapped blonde Aryan chicks...

Shouldn't that be "sloe-eyed daughters of Arabia"?

I got no need for them, but I have yet to see a single stipend check. Did I forget to sign up or something?
Posted by Angie Schultz 2004-1-20 11:11:27 PM|| []  2004-1-20 11:11:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Hey AC -- Ok, ok, the checks are nice, but what's up with the crappy dental plan? You'd think this Zionist-neoconservative conspiracy could come up with decent benefits, at least.
Posted by Desert Blondie 2004-1-21 12:12:40 AM||   2004-1-21 12:12:40 AM|| Front Page Top

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