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2020-05-02 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Two [Florida] men use brick paver to break into convenience store, steal rolling papers

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-05-02 04:53|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top

#1 THIS Is the Most Florida Man Story Ever
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Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-05-02 04:58|| 2020-05-02 04:58|| Front Page Top

#2 I've got one of those plastic file pockets by the doorbell, filled with death certificates. Everything is filled out except the name, the time and the coroner's signature.

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-05-02 09:16|| 2020-05-02 09:16|| Front Page Top

#3 "Hey Man, this isn't toilet paper!"

Posted by Skidmark 2020-05-02 10:47|| 2020-05-02 10:47|| Front Page Top

#4 filled with death certificates.

Where on earth does one get such a thing? Is this something I should add to my grab’n’go paperwork file?

Posted by trailing wife 2020-05-02 18:43|| 2020-05-02 18:43|| Front Page Top

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