Article

2020-05-02 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Two [Florida] men use brick paver to break into convenience store, steal rolling papers

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-05-02 04:53|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 THIS Is the Most Florida Man Story Ever
doormat

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-05-02 04:58|| 2020-05-02 04:58|| Front Page Top

#2 I've got one of those plastic file pockets by the doorbell, filled with death certificates. Everything is filled out except the name, the time and the coroner's signature.

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-05-02 09:16|| 2020-05-02 09:16|| Front Page Top

#3 "Hey Man, this isn't toilet paper!"

Posted by Skidmark 2020-05-02 10:47|| 2020-05-02 10:47|| Front Page Top

#4 filled with death certificates.

Where on earth does one get such a thing? Is this something I should add to my grab’n’go paperwork file?

Posted by trailing wife 2020-05-02 18:43|| 2020-05-02 18:43|| Front Page Top

20:19 swksvolFF
20:17 swksvolFF
18:46 Grom the Affective
18:40 DooDahMan
18:34 Frank G
18:25 Frank G
18:22 Grom the Affective
18:11 trailing wife
18:06 Hellfish
17:49 Grom the Affective
17:19 Abu Uluque
17:04 Abu Uluque
17:02 swksvolFF
16:48 Grom the Affective
16:46 Grom the Affective
16:46 Mullah Richard
16:05 swksvolFF
15:26 Procopius2k
15:23 NN2N1
14:59 Pancho Poodle8452
14:52 Rambler
14:51 Grom the Affective
14:41 Elmerert Hupens2660
14:31 Regular joe