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2020-09-02 -Lurid Crime Tales-

How not to handle your, er, gun...
[LiveBoston] - A man is recovering in a local area hospital this morning after he was shot in his penis shortly before 02:00 hours early this morning. At approximately 01:55 hours Boston Police Officers and Detectives from District B-3 responded to the area of 10 Rockwell Street for the reported person shot.

The man was found outside of the apartment building on the sidewalk suffering from an apparent gun shot wound to this genitals. Detectives were able to follow a blood trail from the street into the apartment building where the accident is believed to have occurred. At this time it is believed that the injuries are consistent with an accidental self discharge of the weapon.

Posted by Raj 2020-09-02 09:34|| || Front Page|| [14 views ] Top

#1 Appendix carry without the right holster is just asking to have the wedding tackle removed violently.

Posted by DarthVader 2020-09-02 09:41|| 2020-09-02 09:41|| Front Page Top

#2 Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by jpal 2020-09-02 09:50|| 2020-09-02 09:50|| Front Page Top

#3 Rather common occurrence.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2020-09-02 10:06|| 2020-09-02 10:06|| Front Page Top

#4 The youngins have Tide pods. Others have this.

Posted by Procopius2k 2020-09-02 10:19|| 2020-09-02 10:19|| Front Page Top

#5 Seems like things worked themselves out here exactly as they should.

Posted by Iblis 2020-09-02 10:32|| 2020-09-02 10:32|| Front Page Top

#6 I've seen it first hand. We now call the unfortunate man Stumpy. He was twirling a double action revolver and placing it in his holster multiple times. One time it went off while pointed at his man parts.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2020-09-02 10:33|| 2020-09-02 10:33|| Front Page Top

#7 Apparently it shot somewhere else the other times.

Posted by gorb 2020-09-02 21:22|| 2020-09-02 21:22|| Front Page Top

#8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU

Posted by James 2020-09-02 22:14|| https://idontknowbut.blogspot.com 2020-09-02 22:14|| Front Page Top

#9 Yes, I know it's from a movie.

Posted by James 2020-09-02 22:48|| https://idontknowbut.blogspot.com 2020-09-02 22:48|| Front Page Top

#10 Banged bangers? Forget about Boston.
Antique dealer reading Jane Austen
Whacks wiener... or did he?
Up next, a cold kitty
Hits half of the hotdogs in Causton.
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Posted by Zorba Hupalet6545 2020-09-02 23:40|| 2020-09-02 23:40|| Front Page Top

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