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2022-10-13 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Dads shot each other's daughters in Florida road-rage gunfight: cops

[NYPOST] Two "crazy" dads have been charged with attempted murder after allegedly opening fire and hitting each other’s daughters in a terrifying road-rage shootout in Florida, authorities said.

Strangers William Hale, 35, and Frank Allison, 43, shot at each other’s vehicles with semi-automatic handguns during a high-speed "cat and mouse" chase late Saturday — and were finally busted when they got out and started brawling on the highway, according to cops.

During the shootout, Hale’s 5-year-old daughter was hit in the leg and
Allison’s 14-year-old daughter was shot in the back, leaving her with a collapsed lung, Nassau County Sheriff Bill Leeper said Monday.

"What’s scarier than one crazy driver with a gun? Two crazy drivers with a gun," the shocked sheriff said.

"Thankfully, no one was killed in this incident, but it could have very easily turned out that way because two people were acting stupid and let their tempers get the best of them.

Courtesy of Skidmark, the Daily Mail take on the story, originally posted separately. Thanks for catching that, Dron!

Posted by Fred 2022-10-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11144 views ] Top

#1 Dueling morons. Fifteen years, same cell, no parole. Two years off for voluntary chemical castration.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-10-13 01:03|| 2022-10-13 01:03|| Front Page Top

#2
"Cut me off will you? [BANG!] Ha! Your kid'll never samba!"

"Fucker! [BANG!] Take that! Your's will never laugh right, you bastard!"

SCREECH! [both stop]

"Maybe we should exchange insurance info."

[kids crying in background]

"Errr.. yeah. That windshield was new. Superautolam."

"Oh, the new kind?"

[One girl has fainted]

"Yeah."

"Shit."

[Sirens]

"Stop! Police! Get out of the car and assume the turtle!"

"What?"

"Ehh?"

"Get down on the ground with your hands hangin' limp and snivel, motherfuckers!"

[Ambulances, two. Press, always. A chopper, why not?]

Posted by Dron66046 2022-10-13 02:05|| 2022-10-13 02:05|| Front Page Top

#3 *golf clap*

Posted by Frank G 2022-10-13 06:52|| 2022-10-13 06:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Another Fine Florida Man moment.

Posted by Sonny Black 2022-10-13 10:57|| 2022-10-13 10:57|| Front Page Top

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