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2023-02-25 Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Iranian state television offered an extended defense against an accusation attributed to international inspectors that it enriched uranium to 84 percent
[PUBLISH.TWITTER] "Dang! How'd that get in there?"
"I'll betcha it wuz Zionist spies what dunnit!"
"Betcha you're right! Why, I seen two or three suspicious-lookin' characters around here just last week!"
Posted by Fred 2023-02-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ]  Top
 File under: Govt of Iran 

#1 It is nice that Obama helped the Iranians with their nuke program

  • Israel has a lot of nukes

  • Nukes require a delivery system

  • Nukes require specific scientific maintenance or they won’t work


  • They will end up with one kindergarten nuke to pit against an arsenal of graduate level nukes

  • There is a level of pre-nuke restraint that goes away post nuke

  • You have to build at least two and explode one as proof

Posted by Super Hose 2023-02-25 16:24||   2023-02-25 16:24|| Front Page Top

#2 In summation - Iran will get their butts kicked. Hopefully, they won’t end up glowing in the dark.
Posted by Super Hose 2023-02-25 16:26||   2023-02-25 16:26|| Front Page Top

#3 Frying carpets and glow in the dark pistachios.
Posted by M. Murcek  2023-02-25 16:29||   2023-02-25 16:29|| Front Page Top

#4 We will be told Netanyahu killed the next Jesus.
Posted by M. Murcek  2023-02-25 16:31||   2023-02-25 16:31|| Front Page Top

#5 NPR: "Iranian scientists days away from cure for COVID vaxx when Tehran was nuked"
Posted by M. Murcek  2023-02-25 16:33||   2023-02-25 16:33|| Front Page Top

#6 Tuh-ray-zuhh Kerry starts GoFundMe for iranian orphans.
Posted by M. Murcek  2023-02-25 16:35||   2023-02-25 16:35|| Front Page Top

#7 I expect that the attack will be conventional. If they get nukes and threaten nukes that is a problem … for Iran.
Posted by Super Hose 2023-02-25 17:00||   2023-02-25 17:00|| Front Page Top

#8 Conventional Prompt Strike. Let assholes pucker in Omaha and Omsk while they wait to see what the payloads are.
Posted by M. Murcek  2023-02-25 17:05||   2023-02-25 17:05|| Front Page Top

#9 It will be with jets and there will be no tweet to announce the conclusion of a secret meeting. That was pure puppet show.
Posted by Super Hose 2023-02-25 17:31||   2023-02-25 17:31|| Front Page Top

#10 They will end up with one kindergarten nuke to pit against an arsenal of graduate level nukes

The Persians would come up short in a nuclear exchange with a major power. But there are other more deniable things you can do with fissionable material. Give it to the Paleos, for example. A dirty bomb set off in Tel Aviv would make a big mess and let the Paleos count coup, even without being a nuke.
Posted by SteveS 2023-02-25 18:04||   2023-02-25 18:04|| Front Page Top

#11 there will be no tweet to announce the conclusion of a secret meeting

You saying Milley will be the last to know?
Posted by M. Murcek  2023-02-25 18:07||   2023-02-25 18:07|| Front Page Top

#12 I can see him rushing to the mess to interrupt Darth Lunch's between snacks meal.
Posted by M. Murcek  2023-02-25 18:09||   2023-02-25 18:09|| Front Page Top

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