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2023-04-27 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Woman has bullet removed from clitoris in 'first' injury of its kind

[NYPOST] A woman in Somalia had to undergo emergency surgery after getting shot accidentally in the clitoris while relaxing at home.
Oww. I'm not even female, but just ow.
A report detailing her accidental piercing was published recently in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports.
"Hey, Stan! You'll never guess what happened down at the surgery!"
"To the best of our knowledge, this is the first wayward bullet injury penetrating the vulvar area [the outer part of the female genitals] with a retained bullet in the clitoris," study authors wrote.
Well, it's not a very big target on most ladies, is it?
According to the study, the 24-year-old unnamed patient had been relaxing at home, when all of a sudden, a stray bullet came through her ceiling and struck her in the nether regions.
The guy upstairs was shooting at the floor? Or was it a stray gunsex ejaculation?
The alarmed woman reported to the Erdogan Hospital in Mogadishu, where a CT scan revealed that the errant lead pellet had lodged itself inside her clitoris. As far as the study authors knew, this was the first case of its kind.
She was "alarmed?" That seems such an inadequate description.
"We thought it to be rare and interesting," they wrote of the unfortunate body shot, which thankfully struck her at a low velocity or her health could’ve been in jeopardy.
Same category of uniqueness as the guy who showed up with a French 75 up his backside.
Surgeons placed the patient under local anesthesia and removed the projectile from her private parts.
Local? Going by the women I've known, you'da hadda put 'em under just to bring a needle close to that thing.
Thankfully, she didn’t suffer any complications following the lead-ectomy, and was discharged the following day in "in good condition."
:I'm going home. I gotta have a heart-to-heart with my neighbor!"
"Is that a pickax?"
"Why yes. Why do you ask?"
"No reason. Sorry."

At a follow-up appointment a month later, doctors determined that the woman was still in good health.

Posted by Fred 2023-04-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [15 views ]  Top

#1 Gotta be a lot of post-surgical rehab.
Posted by Skidmark 2023-04-27 01:37||   2023-04-27 01:37|| Front Page Top

#2 The male doctors couldn't find it
Posted by Frank G 2023-04-27 06:02||   2023-04-27 06:02|| Front Page Top

#3 OK, Frank, back to your room.... now!
Posted by Mercutio 2023-04-27 07:48||   2023-04-27 07:48|| Front Page Top

#4 Was it from like a sniper rifle?
Asking for a friend. A hostile one.
Posted by ed in texas 2023-04-27 09:24||   2023-04-27 09:24|| Front Page Top

#5 Lmao frank
Posted by Chris  2023-04-27 10:11||   2023-04-27 10:11|| Front Page Top

#6 Bruce Leroy: I can catch bullets with my teeth.

Somali Woman:
Posted by swksvolFF 2023-04-27 10:12||   2023-04-27 10:12|| Front Page Top

#7 My mind tried to open the article about Q1 GDP. My thumb rebelled.
Posted by Super Hose 2023-04-27 14:40||   2023-04-27 14:40|| Front Page Top

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