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2023-12-20 -Short Attention Span Theater-

[Air & Space Force Magazine] More than 100 Guardians across the globe have started wearing the Space Force’s prototype service dress uniform three times per week as part of "wear testing"—the final stage before the uniform is produced and rolled out to Guardians everywhere in 2025.

More than 106 service members are included in the wear test, stationed at a wide variety of installations to determine the uniform’s durability, functionality, and comfort in a range of climates and conditions. Locations include:

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#1 I thought this was the Bee, but its real???? For the love of a good fantasy.

Posted by 49 Pan 2023-12-20 00:18|| 2023-12-20 00:18|| Front Page Top

#2 Can't wait for the Space Marines.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-12-20 01:06|| 2023-12-20 01:06|| Front Page Top

#3 Our Guardians openly slabbered
At Buck in their dashing new tabard
With slash of bright buttons!
Their boots were sweet nuttins;
Their buttonhook shone in its scabbard!

Initiate countdown sequence for mandatory brightly colored hair.

Posted by Grens the Fat7852 2023-12-20 01:19|| 2023-12-20 01:19|| Front Page Top

#4 ....Given what they could have done, it's not bad. The USAF has tried to bring back this approximate style (nicknamed the 'Billy Mitchell') for a while, and the troops liked it. If the buttons weren't at such an angle, it would be a lot better.

Mike

Posted by MikeKozlowski 2023-12-20 06:00|| 2023-12-20 06:00|| Front Page Top

#5 Most importantly, what color will the berets be?

Snark O'The Day

Posted by Skidmark 2023-12-20 06:22|| 2023-12-20 06:22|| Front Page Top

#6 Will the flag officers be generals or admirals? Will they have galaxies instead of stars to distinguish rank?

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-12-20 06:30|| 2023-12-20 06:30|| Front Page Top

#7 No Red Security Tunics, please

Posted by Frank G 2023-12-20 06:31|| 2023-12-20 06:31|| Front Page Top

#8 The guy looks like a cop.

Posted by Jerens Black9355 2023-12-20 07:59|| 2023-12-20 07:59|| Front Page Top

#9 "I tend to go with what you know"

Posted by badanov 2023-12-20 08:06|| 2023-12-20 08:06|| Front Page Top

#10 Face palm

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-12-20 08:36|| 2023-12-20 08:36|| Front Page Top

#11 I think any New York City transit cop would be proud to wear that uniform.

What's with all the 'testing'? These are clothes, right? I mean, it's not the first time we made uniforms.

Posted by SteveS 2023-12-20 09:13|| 2023-12-20 09:13|| Front Page Top

#12 They look like Midwestern police officers. Not the worst uniform to be honest.

Posted by Secret Master 2023-12-20 11:16|| 2023-12-20 11:16|| Front Page Top

#13 Nix the hat-band stars. Can live with the rest.

Posted by Jolusing Hatfield1692 2023-12-20 11:19|| 2023-12-20 11:19|| Front Page Top

#14 Candygram for Mongo.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-12-20 11:20|| 2023-12-20 11:20|| Front Page Top

#15 The Air Force is happy they will no longer be the butt of every service related joke.

Posted by Airandee 2023-12-20 13:17|| 2023-12-20 13:17|| Front Page Top

#16 What's with all the 'testing'?

Need to be able to clean them of body fluids and recycle. Prob also some obscure 'cosmic radiation retardant' that is toxic to breathe in closed environments. Also, in cleaning the pants crotch shrinks, so no big balls allowed.

The EPA and Planned Parenthood is all over it.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-12-20 22:38|| 2023-12-20 22:38|| Front Page Top

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