This is the perfect tour for those who are interested in helping put an end to the mystery of whether or not President Obama's birth certificate exists in Hawaii.
Travel arrangements will be made by our team of native Hawaiian tour guides, certified as some of the best on the Island. Activities include island hopping, volcano exploration, a visit to the Pearl Harbor Memorial, a 120-mile journey around the island of Oahu and a traditional luau at Paradise Cove. If the missing Presidential documents are to be found, these are the perfect tours to uncover them on.
Two weeks ago, the Environmental Protection Agency finalized a rule that subjects dairy producers to the Spill Prevention, Control and Countermeasure program, which was created in 1970 to prevent oil discharges in navigable waters or near shorelines. Naturally, it usually applies to oil and natural gas outfits. But the EPA has discovered that milk contains "a percentage of animal fat, which is a non-petroleum oil," as the agency put it in the Federal Register.
In other words, the EPA thinks the next blowout may happen in rural Vermont or Wisconsin. Other dangerous pollution risks that somehow haven't made it onto the EPA docket include leaks from maple sugar taps and the vapors at Badger State breweries. Next up to be regulated Farts. They come under the Hazzardus Vapor Release regulations. They consist of gasp Carbon Dioxide, Methane, Hydrogen Sulfide, Carbon Monoxide, and several other icky compounds.
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What about when fish die? Aren't they made partially of fat?
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I suspect neighborhood cats would take care of any spillage long before the EPA goons could get their hazmat suits on. The EPA reached the point of diminishing returns long ago. Yet more overreach from an insanely bloated bureaucracy. "We must protect our phony-baloney jobs, gentlemen!"
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And yet, the EPA REFUSES to regulate dihydrogen monoxide (also known as DHMO), despite the proven problems it causes: it is a major greenhouse gas. It is often found in sewage. When in the solid state it can cause tissue damage; when in the gaseous state, it can cause severe burns. Over-consumption can cause severe health problems, yet once people become addicted to it, they often die within a week or even in a few days when deprived of it. Most criminals have consumed DHMO within a day or less of committing their crimes!
Many people have signed petitions to ban, or at least regulate dihydrogen monoxide, including at the recent global warming convention in Cancun. However, the EPA and other government agencies refuse to even consider any regulations on this dangerous chemical.
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This could actually be fun. It'd be cool to see true believers Ben and Jerry cuffed and doing the perp walk after another spill at the ice cream factory continues to wreak havoc on the pristine environment of Vermont...
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EPA-think...just like their cultural relativity comparing US democracy with pygmy voodooism.
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I see a good place to cut budget dollars.
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This is theriouth. Do you realize the damage being done to the Thesapeake Bay by thoth Amish farmers in Pennthylvania when they spill milk into the Thuthquehannah? It is dethtroying the crabth in the bay and the price of crabequaketh is thkyrocketing. My lobbyith told me I couldn't order them yetherday. Oh the humanity.
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Next up to be regulated Farts. They come under the Hazzardus Vapor Release regulations. They consist of gasp Carbon Dioxide, Methane, Hydrogen Sulfide, Carbon Monoxide, and several other icky compounds.
"Today the Environmental Protection Agency finalized a rule that subjects all Americans to install "Afterburners". EPA has discovered that Human gas contains "a percentage of methane, which is a non-petroleum based gas," as the agency put it in the Federal Register.
The EPA mandates the installation of "afterburners", by all Americans immediately, as new holes have been detected in the Ozone layer directly above and in Washington D.C.
The EPA thinks the next blowout may happen circa April 15, 2011 and has contracted the IRS to help mitigate problems of human gas discharge.
Name one Agency that isn't out of control, or hasn't Abandoned their core mission. Excluding the DOD, but I'm expecting an outbreak of insanity there real soon.
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I hold no brief for the EPA here, but weird things have happened. An ill-maintained forklift in a food warehouse set the place on fire, and after a day or so we had a river of butter crawling towards the lake. pictures and story
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Next up to be regulated Farts.
I submitted a post here a few days ago about an African nation that approved a law that fined people for passing gas. The post was rejected here obviously but the comments from the general public was interesting to read. "How can you tell in a crowd who just passed gas?" - "How can you bring evidence into court on this matter? Just hearsay? Kids will be bringing their parents to court! This is crazy."
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Of course, if ANYONE had no previous experience with our military, other than commie think tanks, community organizing, and protests with Ayers and Dorne
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The left has never seemed to have much respect for our military--the left's biggest obstacle and headache. There's something about that oath to the Constitution to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic that keeps people from getting too ambitious about power grabs. Another reason to be grateful for our military.
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There's something about that oath to the Constitution to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic that keeps people from getting too ambitious about power grabs. Another reason to be grateful for our military.
About that oath. When do you think they might actually step and carry it out? Seems to me, since Congress won't do their job it's time for the Military to step in. There is certainly enough justification.
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I don't know anything about the General but he is a Gentleman and she did apoligise. That's enough for me.
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All the Army 4-stars are nice guys.
Or at least put on a good act :-)
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She apologized and will come to the house for dinner if a date can be worked out in March
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