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2013-03-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Huffington Post Seeks People Who Have Had Sex With Aliens

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Posted by Fred 2013-03-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 Wonder if one of them was Michael Huffington?

Look what happened to him...

Posted by Pappy 2013-03-23 00:10|| 2013-03-23 00:10|| Front Page Top

#2 Half the hooker customers in Texas, for starters.

Posted by Glenmore 2013-03-23 00:47|| 2013-03-23 00:47|| Front Page Top

#3 A fellow up the street married a lady from Downers Grove. Not sure he'd want to discuss private aspects of their relationship however.

Posted by Besoeker 2013-03-23 01:24|| 2013-03-23 01:24|| Front Page Top

#4 Well there was this really pretty gal I picked up in a bar in Basel one time. The only problem was that I glowed in the dark for three weeks and could set off a car alarm by walking by.

Bummer.

Posted by Bill Clinton 2013-03-23 02:47|| 2013-03-23 02:47|| Front Page Top

#5 Define "Alien", I've met some weird folks.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2013-03-23 05:49|| 2013-03-23 05:49|| Front Page Top

#6 New Rantburg skin category?

Wimmin with tentacles?

Posted by Fred 2013-03-23 09:04|| 2013-03-23 09:04|| Front Page Top

#7 ..ah, yes, Seerlenna [Lara Flynn Boyle].

Posted by Procopius2k 2013-03-23 10:33|| 2013-03-23 10:33|| Front Page Top

#8 Start with the Clintons, then move on to the Obama clan.

Posted by whatadeal 2013-03-23 12:40|| 2013-03-23 12:40|| Front Page Top

#9 Dominican and Columbian hookers freely admit they have, you slouch of a news muzzle.

Posted by swksvolFF 2013-03-23 14:01|| 2013-03-23 14:01|| Front Page Top

#10 No she didn't have tentacles but she did have some nice underwear.

The glowing in the dark went away but it has only been recently that I could go through one of those shop lifting detectors at Barnes and Noble without setting everything off.

That and the green tongue.

Posted by Bill Clinton 2013-03-23 14:14|| 2013-03-23 14:14|| Front Page Top

#11 Didn't know the Huffington Post was doing a Japanese outreach program.

Posted by Charles 2013-03-23 16:03|| 2013-03-23 16:03|| Front Page Top

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