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2005-06-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Frank G 2005-06-22 09:51|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Blade Runner haiku: All those moments will be lost. In time. Like Tears. In Rain.

Posted by Zhang Fei">Zhang Fei 2005-06-22 10:01|| http://timurileng.blogspot.com]">[http://timurileng.blogspot.com] 2005-06-22 10:01|| Front Page Top

#2 "Well the world needs ditch diggers too, son."
Judge Elihu Smails, "Caddyshack", 1980.

Posted by tu3031 2005-06-22 10:05|| 2005-06-22 10:05|| Front Page Top

#3 I love #11, RIP Strother Martin - you're not forgotten.

Not a loser in the top 50, anyway.

Posted by .com 2005-06-22 10:10|| 2005-06-22 10:10|| Front Page Top

#4 They missed a lot of good ones.

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

"I fart in your general direction!"

And my personal favorite:
"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?"
- John Travolta in Broken Arrow

Posted by BH 2005-06-22 10:30|| 2005-06-22 10:30|| Front Page Top

#5 "I thought you were gonna follow me?"
"Yeah, but then I came to my senses."
-- Big Trouble in Little China

Posted by mojo">mojo 2005-06-22 10:36|| 2005-06-22 10:36|| Front Page Top

#6 Here's the badges from TotSM...
Strother from Cool Hand Luke...
Mad as Hell from Network...
Long version...
And Houston from Apollo 13...

A classic they missed...
And another missed... (NSFW)
And another... (NSFW)
Another...
Another...
Lol... (SNSFW)

Tons more, of course...

More - Honorable Mentions, I guess...
Roddy Piper from They Live!...
Gary Oldham from The Professional...
And this one is a personal favorite. (NSFW, lol!)

Sheesh, so many!

Posted by .com 2005-06-22 11:10|| 2005-06-22 11:10|| Front Page Top

#7 "I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." Ripley, Aliens

"In ten minutes this whole place is going to be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska." Aliens

Posted by LC FOTSGreg">LC FOTSGreg 2005-06-22 11:16|| 2005-06-22 11:16|| Front Page Top

#8 Nothing from Princess Bride? Nothing from Blazing Saddles? And a lot of those over 50 don't belong there.

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2005-06-22 11:21|| 2005-06-22 11:21|| Front Page Top

#9 "Life is tough, but it's tougher if your stupid" - John Wayne as Sergeant Stryker in The Sands Of Iwo Jima.

Posted by Snolunter Elmineger5424 2005-06-22 11:25|| 2005-06-22 11:25|| Front Page Top

#10 I snuck a stealth entry in from Blazing Saddles, heh, in my post. Here's another...

And to represent the kiddies... (NSFW)

Posted by .com 2005-06-22 11:27|| 2005-06-22 11:27|| Front Page Top

#11 And Casablanca is the leader in number of quotes, followed by Gone with the wind (but Gone in the Wind getting gets the #1 quote)

Posted by JFM">JFM 2005-06-22 11:35|| 2005-06-22 11:35|| Front Page Top

#12 Nothing from Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!

Posted by BH 2005-06-22 11:48|| 2005-06-22 11:48|| Front Page Top

#13 "Failure is not an option." -- Apollo 13

"Concern for life isn't weakness . . . and disregard for it isn't strength." -- The Incredibles

"Why would anyone want to cut out a man's tongue?"
"Perhaps the previous owner had nothing pleasant to say." -- The Wind And The Lion

"If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle."
"And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind." -- Zulu

Posted by Mike 2005-06-22 14:15|| 2005-06-22 14:15|| Front Page Top

#14 You knew the job was dangerous when you took it

From Bambi "look Bambi, the waters stiff"

Its twu, its twu from BS

Posted by Cheaderhead 2005-06-22 14:32|| 2005-06-22 14:32|| Front Page Top

#15 Oh! oh! ohhhhhhhhh!
ah!oh! ah!oh ah!oh!
ugh!

Cheap Video - The SoundTrack '78

Posted by half 2005-06-22 15:55|| 2005-06-22 15:55|| Front Page Top

#16 weres all da wite womenz at?

-from BS

Posted by snoopdogg4doo 2005-06-22 21:29|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-06-22 21:29|| Front Page Top

#17 Where's Anakin's famous

No. I am your father

quote?

Posted by Korora">Korora 2005-06-22 21:48|| http://basementburrow.blogspot.com]">[http://basementburrow.blogspot.com] 2005-06-22 21:48|| Front Page Top

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