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2003-11-03 India-Pakistan

Monkeys Terrorize India Workers, Tourists

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Posted by Jarhead 2003-11-03 10:08:27 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Use the city dump as monkey flypaper. Don't be cruel, though, give the monkies tentnus shots on a volunteer basis.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-11-3 11:29:14 AM|| 2003-11-3 11:29:14 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Don't shoot any monkey's, though. and certainly none of them should be spanked. Give them internet access. I've heard that one may be working on sonnets. They've got to be better than Ludicrus.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-11-3 12:00:00 PM|| 2003-11-3 12:00:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 SH....

Okay we got the monkeys now we need terminals & time.

Posted by Shipman 2003-11-3 12:48:07 PM|| 2003-11-3 12:48:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 watched "28 Days Later" on DVD this weekend - Don't touch the monkeys....

Posted by Frank G 2003-11-3 1:14:32 PM|| 2003-11-3 1:14:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Sounds like PALEOS with tails...
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Posted by borgboy 2003-11-3 2:24:20 PM|| 2003-11-3 2:24:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Start issuing short clubs and recipies for Macaque Burgers.

Posted by mojo 2003-11-3 3:57:24 PM|| 2003-11-3 3:57:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I don't think monkey skin hats would ever catch on, but does everyone remember the physics lab where the instructor induces static electricity by rubbing a glass rod with an animal fur ...

Posted by Super Hose 2003-11-3 5:14:06 PM|| 2003-11-3 5:14:06 PM|| Front Page Top

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