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2003-12-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve White 2003-12-04 1:49:16 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The desire grew stronger after the death of his mother in 1999, prosecutor Marcus KÃ¶hler said.

My God, do you know what this means? Monty Python was prophetic!

And cannibalism is not illegal?????? Dude, he ATE a guy! If that is not illegal, what the heck is wrong with you? (Actually probably something that never came up before. One does not have to pass laws preventing folks from not doing things they never do.)

Posted by Ben 2003-12-4 5:20:50 AM|| 2003-12-4 5:20:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Maybe he was just disoriented from the pills and schnapps, and sarcastically said: "eat me". Just a parable - be careful what you say to a cannibal

Posted by Frank G 2003-12-4 7:50:42 AM|| 2003-12-4 7:50:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 The case has proved problematic to German lawyers??? Apparently cutting off his penis and stabbing him in the neck before cutting him up in tiny pieces was not enough for this German cannibal to find himself in hot water.

Note to all American serial killers - move to Germany.

Posted by B 2003-12-4 7:50:56 AM|| 2003-12-4 7:50:56 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 We find Mr. Brandes guilty... of being delicious!

Posted by BH 2003-12-4 11:15:45 AM|| 2003-12-4 11:15:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 I thought of Googling "young well-built man, who wanted to be eaten" but I don't want to know. Gives a whole new meaning to "Bite me!"

Posted by john 2003-12-4 11:38:25 AM|| 2003-12-4 11:38:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Well now, this was rather disgusting. And the part about Brandes eating his own penis, absolutely brilliant. I sense a CBS Movie Special in the near future.

Posted by Charles 2003-12-4 12:59:56 PM|| 2003-12-4 12:59:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Autophagic fellows, nicht war?

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-12-4 3:52:59 PM|| 2003-12-4 3:52:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Ya don't see this stuff on "Thirty Minute Meals"...

Posted by tu3031 2003-12-4 10:54:53 PM|| 2003-12-4 10:54:53 PM|| Front Page Top

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