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2004-01-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

China is Overun with wild Insurgents running Amok

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Posted by Super Hose 2004-01-22 12:17:34 PM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 But can they type?

Judging by the posts infecting Rantburg lately, I'd say yes. But they can't use the shift key.

Posted by Steve 2004-1-22 1:01:00 PM|| 2004-1-22 1:01:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 SuperHose, brilliant commentary. I loved the ankle bit, and the spank the horny monkey bits in particular.

Posted by ruprecht 2004-1-22 1:54:36 PM|| 2004-1-22 1:54:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Ruprecht, thanks for the compliment. Fred added the spanking, and the Chinese people provided a rich canvas for humor.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-1-22 2:26:59 PM|| 2004-1-22 2:26:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 New Chinese pop single: "Hey, hey, we'e the monkeys! . . . "

Posted by Mike 2004-1-22 3:48:59 PM|| 2004-1-22 3:48:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Seriously tho... what's weird that in India the Monkey Man meme bops up about once every what? 10 years or so? I believe it was last year about this time that a Monkey Man was terrorizing the rural areas of India.

Posted by Shipman 2004-1-22 4:05:15 PM|| 2004-1-22 4:05:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 A couple of years ago I read a story about some old guy in a faraway land that trained a monkey to climb coconut trees and toss them down to him. So the monkey goes up, tosses one down, skulls him with one and kills him. When we read the story in work, we thought about adopting him and giving him to our boss.

Posted by tu3031 2004-1-22 9:08:05 PM|| 2004-1-22 9:08:05 PM|| Front Page Top

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