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2004-02-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by SamIII 2004-02-11 7:56:35 AM|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Let's see, today's agenda:
1. Budget
2. Military
3. Unemployment
4. Foreign affairs
5. OK dead guy getting married

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-2-11 8:43:34 AM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2004-2-11 8:43:34 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Does the widow receive the dead guy's pension?

Posted by Crescend 2004-2-11 8:44:35 AM|| 2004-2-11 8:44:35 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 only if she has sex with him I think.

Posted by dataman1 2004-2-11 9:04:06 AM|| 2004-2-11 9:04:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 At least we know he doesn't need Viagra... he's already stiff.

Posted by Unmutual 2004-2-11 10:02:11 AM|| 2004-2-11 10:02:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 He'll have to endure a lot of nagging.
"sorry lazy ass never makes me breakfast in bed!"

Posted by john 2004-2-11 10:23:00 AM|| 2004-2-11 10:23:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Reminder Alert: Saturday is Valentine's Day!
Please be my ~~Rigor Mortis~~Valentine? Bwhahahah!

Posted by john 2004-2-11 10:28:09 AM|| 2004-2-11 10:28:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Well, he's not going to complain if she sleeps with other guys.

BTW, isn't necrophilia a perversion?

Posted by Steve from Relto 2004-2-11 10:44:35 AM|| 2004-2-11 10:44:35 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 They say a hard man is good to find.

Posted by BH 2004-2-11 10:46:15 AM|| 2004-2-11 10:46:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 I've heard of dying from sex, but getting sex even after you're dead? Somebody move his face into a grin!

Posted by Charles 2004-2-11 2:39:44 PM|| 2004-2-11 2:39:44 PM|| Front Page Top

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