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2004-07-20 Afghanistan/South Asia

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Posted by Steve 2004-07-20 2:02:49 PM|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 What do you have to do to be a Mullah? Is there some sort of diploma mill that you pay $50 to, or do you have to kill a certain number of infidels?

I figure you don't have complete any coursework becasue old one-eye is illiterate.

Posted by anymouse 2004-07-20 2:40:20 PM|| 2004-07-20 2:40:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 I am actually going to start an on line Mullah college. Now you can be a Mullah for just 59.99/Month!!!!

Posted by Ol_Dirty_American 2004-07-20 2:56:30 PM|| 2004-07-20 2:56:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 With the size of these families, could be dozens of brothers-in-law.

And you wonder why there is the jihad (grater, or outer).

Posted by Shipman 2004-07-20 9:57:52 PM|| 2004-07-20 9:57:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Ship! Where ya been? Missed ya!

Posted by Frank G 2004-07-20 9:58:54 PM|| 2004-07-20 9:58:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I still think it was a major mistake not to cruise a few Tomahawks into that huge Kandahar tent meeting with mullah Omar and all his buddies just before the invasion of Afghanistan proper.

We could have mopped up a significant portion of the Taleban's religious leadership all at once. We probably could have nailed old one-eye himself. More than anything, many of the Taleban's troops would have had a lot less instruction ~~on wife beating~~ or "spiritual guidance" had we done so.

Sure, it would have been a nasty unannounced surprise, but not much different from the one America got courtesy of the Taleban.

Posted by Zenster 2004-07-20 11:18:27 PM|| 2004-07-20 11:18:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 has anyone thought of monitoring the sale of two-stroke oil?

Posted by Frank G 2004-07-20 11:44:17 PM|| 2004-07-20 11:44:17 PM|| Front Page Top

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