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2004-08-19 Britain

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Posted by Howard UK 2004-08-19 04:35|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 They should label it "another chicken meat" on the menu. Let it digest and then reveal the origin, pointing out that no 72 raisins would be fortcoming in the afterlife.

Would I be that nasty? Lemme think... ABSO-effing-LUTELY!

Posted by Zarathustra 2004-08-19 5:19:39 AM|| 2004-08-19 5:19:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Cap'n Hook offered pork chops

Wrapped in bacon, I hope. At the end of his Ramadan fast, preferrably.

Posted by Zenster 2004-08-19 5:30:53 AM|| 2004-08-19 5:30:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Hmm. The other white meat.

Posted by Trolling for Allan 2004-08-19 9:21:49 AM|| 2004-08-19 9:21:49 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 The head dhimmi offers his abject apologies and volunteers to go much further than is necessary in order to get back in the muslims good graces.

Mission accomplished.

Posted by peggy 2004-08-19 9:29:38 AM|| 2004-08-19 9:29:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Maybe they could remove the chicken item and the pork item, and offer "Spicy White Meat".

Posted by BH 2004-08-19 10:35:31 AM|| 2004-08-19 10:35:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 I agree: All land meat "tastes like chicken", except Beef, Lamb, Venison, And Bison. He'd never know the difference

Posted by BigEd 2004-08-19 11:30:04 AM|| 2004-08-19 11:30:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 "Governor Geoff Hughes ... ordered pork to be removed from the menus of all prisoners, including non-Muslims."

I hope this starts a riot. Why the fuck should other inmates' food options be determined by the presence of Muslims? What is going on in that idiot governor's head?!

Posted by Bulldog 2004-08-19 12:23:17 PM|| 2004-08-19 12:23:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 What's Hamza gonna do, whack someone with his stumpy arm?

Posted by Raj 2004-08-19 1:20:26 PM|| 2004-08-19 1:20:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Since the Brits made the mistake of using Cow grease (unholy to Hindus) and pig grease (unholy to Muslims) in the cartridges they sent the Sepoys (composed of Hindus and Muslims) and got all of India up in arms against them I would think they'd be a bit more careful these days.

Anyway, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime hookman.

Posted by yank 2004-08-19 2:56:47 PM|| [http://politicaljunky.blogspot.com] 2004-08-19 2:56:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 I'd sue for discrimination. I like pork roast and dumplings and pork tenderloin. Why should I suffer?

Posted by Anonymous2u 2004-08-19 3:54:18 PM|| 2004-08-19 3:54:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 He doesn't like spicey pork chops? Fine, feed him calimari three times a day. Undercooked calimari. In fact, RAW calimari. Hell, just catch it and throw it at him...

Maybe he'll get the hint... On second thought, probably not - not enough synapses firing sequentially.

Posted by Old Patriot 2004-08-19 4:57:28 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2004-08-19 4:57:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Put 'em all on the "Swift" diet - 100% farm-bred baby. Yum!

Posted by mojo 2004-08-19 5:05:10 PM|| 2004-08-19 5:05:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 ima thinking any vegans there are need to spek up and demand menu change! >:(

Posted by muck4doo 2004-08-19 6:26:50 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2004-08-19 6:26:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Homer Simpson: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer Simpson: Ham?

Lisa: No!

Homer Simpson: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer Simpson: Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah ... right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal.

Posted by Parabellum 2004-08-19 7:00:05 PM|| 2004-08-19 7:00:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Now come on, Hookboy. Hundreds (thousands, millions) of your Palestinian friends are supposedly starving in prison over there. They'd be glad to have porkchops. Here comes the big airplane...rrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Posted by tu3031 2004-08-19 9:55:46 PM|| 2004-08-19 9:55:46 PM|| Front Page Top

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