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2005-04-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Biff Wellington 2005-04-09 12:28:50 AM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Eventually the police will finger the culprit.

Posted by Pappy 2005-04-09 4:59:14 PM|| 2005-04-09 4:59:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 I've gotta hand it to ya, Pappy - you have your thumb on the pulse of law enforcement.

LOL

Posted by rkb 2005-04-09 5:01:31 PM|| 2005-04-09 5:01:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Many years ago, I was actually standing at the counter in a fast-food place when an employee accidentally cut his finger off with a meat-slicing machine. The guy screeched, blood spurted everywhere, and the manager ran back to see what was happening. The manager fainted dead away but a 16 year-old bus-boy scooped up the finger and wrapped it in a towel. I suggested that he add some ice from the Coke machine and he promptly did. Another customer revived the manager, while the busboy and the wounded cook sped off to the hospital, iced finger in hand. I learned later that it was successfully re-attached.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-04-09 5:04:59 PM|| 2005-04-09 5:04:59 PM|| Front Page Top

"Decisions, decisions... which one...which ine..."

Posted by BigEd 2005-04-09 6:19:12 PM|| 2005-04-09 6:19:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I take it she didn't find the food finger-lickin good. So she gave them the finger.

But it seems now she bit off more then she can chew.

Posted by CrazyFool 2005-04-09 7:24:17 PM|| 2005-04-09 7:24:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Just hearing folks talking about this creeps me out.

Posted by Sock Puppet 0â Doom 2005-04-09 8:03:18 PM|| [http://www.slhess.com] 2005-04-09 8:03:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Hate to say it (ah heck, I LOVE to say it) but,
I told you so!!

Posted by AlanC 2005-04-09 8:24:40 PM|| 2005-04-09 8:24:40 PM|| Front Page Top

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23:21 Frank G
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23:09 Pappy
23:00 Carl in N.H.
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22:36 Barbara Skolaut
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22:15 Gleaper Cleregum9549
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21:47 Phatle Crineter3995
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21:23 Pappy
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21:09 Tom
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20:58 Mrs. Davis
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