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2005-10-30 Afghanistan-Pak-India

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Posted by Steve White 2005-10-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ROFL! Tonight's the night for knee-slappers. I went to check and, sure enough, there are scare quotes around Israel. I thought Dr Steve was funnin' with us, but noooo, it's the 'Kuwait' Arab Times. Y'know, that's one of those countries where there's this blank spot on the map where Israel is located. Fucking morons. I've been to 'Kuwait' - it's almost like a city in a sandbox pretending to be a 'country'... Just another bizarro Arab place with mucho weirdness and excited dementia. The chicken schwarmas taste exactly the same as in Saudi and Bahrain and the UAE. When in doubt, choose chicken - for consistency. The 'beef' on the other hand, well, that's mystery meat in all those locales. Trust me. Lol. What was the story about, again? Oh, yeah, PakiWaki people is be calling on Israel. Have a nice time. :)

Posted by .com 2005-10-30 00:29|| 2005-10-30 00:29|| Front Page Top

#2 You caught that, did you? ;-)

They were serving 'blunt-nosed beef' in Kuwait, right?

It's funny, they put Israel in quotes in the title, but not in the story. I think an editor is going to be fired for that inconsistency ...

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2005-10-30 00:39|| 2005-10-30 00:39|| Front Page Top

#3 Flat-nosed or blunt-nosed beef -- Heh, if you know the right places, yewbetcha, lol. It's everywhere, if you're on the list. I remember that I was in-country for 3 months this last tour before I moved into a housing compound where I could finally have a BLT. No place institutionalizes hypocrisy to the level of the Arab 'countries'. Boggles.

Posted by .com 2005-10-30 00:44|| 2005-10-30 00:44|| Front Page Top

#4 blunt-nosed beef = a behooved whore from the next village (i.e.: a quiet camel)

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-10-30 01:52|| 2005-10-30 01:52|| Front Page Top

#5 Is that a picture of Fred?

Posted by john">john 2005-10-30 06:57|| 2005-10-30 06:57|| Front Page Top

#6 I was there just before Rhamadan and the hypocricy was laughable. This Arab hottie sitting an aisle away from me on the plane went into the bathroom and came out a burka betty. She went in wearing tight jeans and high heel and a very tight shirt. She came out in black and sandals. Then it happened, the bathrooms all had lines of women waiting for their turn to transform. Again, Monty Pithon came to mind.

Posted by 49 pan 2005-10-30 09:50|| 2005-10-30 09:50|| Front Page Top

#7 Yes. ~~straw~~ felt hat period.

Posted by Red Dog 2005-10-30 17:08|| 2005-10-30 17:08|| Front Page Top

#8 LOL Red Dawg.

Posted by abu abu Mazan Mazan 2005-10-30 18:34|| 2005-10-30 18:34|| Front Page Top

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