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2006-05-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Never mind the terrorists, let's look for Jimmy Hoffa some more!

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Posted by Chinter Flarong9283 2006-05-18 15:52|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Marco."

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-05-18 16:25|| 2006-05-18 16:25|| Front Page Top

#2 Hoffa: "Hey, I thought there was gonna be beer and brats!"
Mobster: "I got yer brats right here, Jimmy!"
(Kapow! Kapow!)

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2006-05-18 16:47|| 2006-05-18 16:47|| Front Page Top

#3 "Polo."

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-05-18 16:48|| 2006-05-18 16:48|| Front Page Top

#4 Let's tell them he's buried in Waziristan.

Posted by Phil 2006-05-18 16:54|| 2006-05-18 16:54|| Front Page Top

#5 #4 Phil: "Let's tell them he's buried in Waziristan."

Shhhhhhhh! You weren't supposed to tell anyone!

Now you've done it....

Posted by Barbara Skolaut"> Barbara Skolaut 2006-05-18 18:30|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2006-05-18 18:30|| Front Page Top

#6 reminds me of the joke about the prisoner getting the feds to dig up his Dad's garden for him by saying "It's buried in teh garden" - knowing they were bugging his phone..

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-05-18 19:42|| 2006-05-18 19:42|| Front Page Top

#7 "Marco?"

Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-05-18 20:28|| 2006-05-18 20:28|| Front Page Top

#8
"Marco?"

A hugely annoying game played by children, typically in a pool. One person is..."IT", and has their eyes closed. They yell "Marco", while the other players respond with "Polo".

The goal being to home in on someone and tag them. Has been known to incite homicidal rage after hours of listening to such nonsense.

-M

Posted by Manolo 2006-05-18 20:54|| 2006-05-18 20:54|| Front Page Top

#9 Puts me in mind of Geraldo opening Capone's safe.

Posted by Snump Ebbons4287 2006-05-18 21:23|| 2006-05-18 21:23|| Front Page Top

#10
"Puts me in mind of Geraldo opening Capone's safe."

Exactly!

-M

Posted by Manolo 2006-05-18 22:55|| 2006-05-18 22:55|| Front Page Top

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