Article

2006-07-27 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Israel Battles Militants in Conflict's Deadliest Day

Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email fred.pruitt=at=gmail.com with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.

Posted by Fred 2006-07-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 SPECIAL POST (Perhaps my final one)

The Etiquettes of Yawning.
As you guys will be yawning a lot upon repeatedly hearing "sissy pant" and "puppy shame" casualties, I will give you some religious guidelines on yawning. Try to stop the yawn. If you can't, place the back of the palm to cover it. You must not yawn openly as this is a state of weakness and the mouth becomes one of the entry points of Satan and subsequent possession (though mild). Ofcourse, yawning loudly also looks disgusting.

I would also like to update the casualty figures from last night-not 13 dead but 19 dead and over twenty sent to the vegetable ward. Remember, this was the "Israels" Golani special unit, the cream of their army-all slaughtered and sent to hell. Hardy Har Har!

Watch on as Hezbollah now empties the rest of the "Israeli" cities-Netenya and then Tel-Aviv. Hardy Har Har! Watch the shock victims. Watch the terror. Watch the fear. "Israel" must return to it's true owners-the Palestinians. You can still change sides. Become Muslim now-this may be your last chance.

I also would like to reply to "trailing wife" who said that my Mom didn't teach me any manners. I know why you are so upset at me. You are scared that we Muslims upon victory will put a burqa (Afghani head dress) on your head. I would like to assure you that we won't do any such thing. According to the Sharia, a burqa is not to be worn by elderly women, girls under puberty and unattractive women. From various posts at the Rantburg, I have learnt that you sport nose and facial hair and a light beard. So don't worry. With your great political/historical knowledge and unique looks, we can use you for dispersing mixed gatherings. I wish the Taliban knew you. We could have improved their image to the West-no need for whips.

I am very interested in watching your Halloween ball with your strange writers. (Sorry, Trailing Wife. I can't be on your dance card as you requested on an earlier post-even though you'll look normal that day).

We will also be holding the "Elephant Man" ball upon Ariel Sharon's death. Watch our joy at the party. We hope to invite OUR Michael Jackson from Bahrain. Yeahhhhh! Should be happening in about a week's time. I wish we can all see both parties by tele-conferencing.

Final note-Remember, in the end WE WILL WIN. DON"T TELL ME I DIDN"T WARN YOU.

1 Rajab 1427 Muslim era
27 July 2006 Christian era

The Levant

Posted by the Levant. 2006-07-27 15:14|| 2006-07-27 15:14|| Front Page Top

#2 yoo kan keep mikal jaxson. he kan make a good baby sitter for ya

Posted by muck4doo 2006-07-27 15:18|| 2006-07-27 15:18|| Front Page Top

#3 We have an army of 4Doos under the Denver airport so your ass is toast Levant.

Posted by 6 2006-07-27 16:41|| 2006-07-27 16:41|| Front Page Top

#4 Off in the distance.... yes, goats bleeting. Mating calls for a "Special Poster."

Posted by Besoeker 2006-07-27 16:47|| 2006-07-27 16:47|| Front Page Top

#5 SPECIAL POST (Perhaps my final one)

Heading to the front, no doubt.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-07-27 16:48|| 2006-07-27 16:48|| Front Page Top

#6 Become Muslim now-this may be your last chance.

You could be right, we'll be hanging a "Going out of business" sign on your front door real soon now.

Posted by Steve">Steve 2006-07-27 17:16|| 2006-07-27 17:16|| Front Page Top

#7 Sooner or later we're going to get tired of trying to civilize you filthy savages, Levant. And when we do, a simple calculus will emerge:

No more ummah = no more Islamic bullshit.

Have a nice day, Shithead.

Posted by Dave D.">Dave D. 2006-07-27 17:24|| 2006-07-27 17:24|| Front Page Top

#8 See the sole of my shoe, Mr. Levant. Oh, and I wiped my left hand upon your handkerchief when I yawned -- you fail to amuse with your talk of burqas. What say you, Rantburger ladies and gentlemen: is Mr. Levant an ibn Alawite? possibly even el Assad? What must his papa do to gain him internet access from within Ba'athist Syria's totalitarian controls, that allowed him to learn English?

Posted by trailing wife 2006-07-27 17:41|| 2006-07-27 17:41|| Front Page Top

#9 *yawn* kNOw Islam, kNOw terror.

Posted by BH 2006-07-27 22:53|| 2006-07-27 22:53|| Front Page Top

23:58 Kristine Kid
23:52 anymouse
23:51 3dc
23:50 djohn66
23:48 leroidavid
23:40 Thoth
23:39 Tibor
23:38 Barbara Skolaut
23:38 Raj
23:28 PBMcL
23:23 imoyaro
23:20 Barbara Skolaut
23:19 Brett
23:13 Barbara Skolaut
23:08 leroidavid
23:02 leroidavid
23:00 DepotGuy
22:57 Oldcat
22:55 PBMcL
22:54 Oldcat
22:53 BH
22:51 Alaska Paul
22:50 BH
22:49 leroidavid