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2006-08-07 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

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Posted by Fred 2006-08-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Bugs: It's true, Doc; I'm a rabbit alright. Would you like to shoot me now or wait 'til you get home?
Daffy: Shoot him now! Shoot him now!
Bugs: You keep outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!
Daffy: He does so have to shoot me now! [to Elmer] I demand that you shoot me now!
[Elmer raises his gun. As Daffy sticks his tongue out at Bugs, he is shot. Daffy walks back over to Bugs, gunsmoke pouring out of his nostrils]
Daffy: [to Bugs] Let's run through that again.
Bugs: Okay.
Bugs: [deadpan] Would you like to shoot me now or wait till you get home.
Daffy:[similarly] Shoot him now, shoot him now.
Bugs: [as before] You keep outta this, he doesn't have to shoot you now.
Daffy Duck: [re-animated] Hah! Thats it! Hold it right there! [to audience] Pronoun trouble. [to Bugs] It's not "he doesn't have to shoot you now", it's "he doesn't have to shoot me now"
[Pause]
Daffy: [angrily] Well, I say he does have to shoot me now!! [to Elmer] So shoot me now!
[Elmer shoots Daffy again]

Posted by gorb 2006-08-07 02:55|| 2006-08-07 02:55|| Front Page Top

#2 Yup, one of my facorites, where Daffy's beak gets blown off about a dozen different ways.
Troublemakers should always get the same treatment.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-08-07 06:19|| 2006-08-07 06:19|| Front Page Top

#3 "It's Duck Season". "It's Rabbit season". "Duck Seanson". "Rabbit season". "Rabbit season." It's Duck season, shoot the Duck." BLAM! burnt feathers and his bill on backwards.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2006-08-07 11:27|| 2006-08-07 11:27|| Front Page Top

#4 It would be nice if Israel could either kill or capture every terrorist in the West Bank and Gaza. Unfortunately, it would leave the areas without any male population between the ages of 12 and 50. I'm not sure Israel has enough bullets, or jail space for that many prisoners.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2006-08-07 14:58|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2006-08-07 14:58|| Front Page Top

#5 I hate to say this, but it's now baseball season!

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2006-08-07 15:45|| 2006-08-07 15:45|| Front Page Top

#6 Pronoun trouble.

One of the all-time greatest (and personal favorite) Daffy Duck lines in cartoondom, along with, "Nobody puts one over on this little black duck!" Definitely on a par with Foghorn Leghorn's immortal, "Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion!"

I'm not sure Israel has enough bullets, or jail space for that many prisoners.

So, line 'em up single file and use high velocity ammunition. I'm beginning to think that any resolution of the terrorism problem will require simple extermination, be it conventional or nuclear.

Posted by Zenster 2006-08-07 20:10|| 2006-08-07 20:10|| Front Page Top

#7 Only 5319 in the mostly Maroons AFP count? Quagmire!

Posted by Inspector Clueso 2006-08-07 20:54|| 2006-08-07 20:54|| Front Page Top

#8 So, line 'em up single file and use high velocity ammunition.

Heck, use the terrorists for ammunition. Load them on a catapult and send them back to where they came from! Solves the disposal problem, too! :-)

Posted by gorb 2006-08-07 23:49|| 2006-08-07 23:49|| Front Page Top

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