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2006-08-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2006-08-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Ok. I will play the straight man:

"So, what happened to the pigeon?"

Posted by Fordesque 2006-08-10 00:45|| 2006-08-10 00:45|| Front Page Top

#2 Alive and well on its way to Alburqurque..

Posted by Jeatch Shereling8668 2006-08-10 01:45|| 2006-08-10 01:45|| Front Page Top

#3 Maybe it was their reincarnated grandfather with a broken arm.

Posted by Poison Reverse 2006-08-10 07:12|| 2006-08-10 07:12|| Front Page Top

#4 "what's that, Lassie? Timmy's in the well ~~along with 4 of his moron neighbors~~ ?"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-08-10 08:28|| 2006-08-10 08:28|| Front Page Top

#5 I think the 12th Imam ate them.

Posted by tu3031 2006-08-10 09:38|| 2006-08-10 09:38|| Front Page Top

#6 ~~Pussy's~~ Tweetie's in the well! Who put her in? Little Tommy Green. Who pulled her out? ~~Big Johnny Stout~~.

Posted by Besoeker 2006-08-10 10:38|| 2006-08-10 10:38|| Front Page Top

#7 Five die after jumping down a well to save the life of a pigeon.

genetic sinktrap.

Posted by RD 2006-08-10 12:38|| 2006-08-10 12:38|| Front Page Top

#8 No rope in India? I mean wouldn't just jumping in mean you're probably landing on the other 3 guys, the kid and the pidgeon?

Posted by rjschwarz 2006-08-10 12:40|| 2006-08-10 12:40|| Front Page Top

#9 In India the ropes are for climbing up, not down.

Posted by Fred 2006-08-10 13:24|| 2006-08-10 13:24|| Front Page Top

#10 This is what we are taught about confined space entry. Textbook example of what not to do.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2006-08-10 14:45|| 2006-08-10 14:45|| Front Page Top

#11 In breaking news: Gene pool chlorinated by well.

Posted by Zenster 2006-08-10 20:50|| 2006-08-10 20:50|| Front Page Top

#12 Sorry, I have to call BS on this one. I remember reading this exact same story several years ago in a newspaper. The only difference in that version was that it supposedly happened in Egypt and it was a chicken in the well. Someone is recycling.

Posted by Glains Threrese9277 2006-08-10 23:37|| 2006-08-10 23:37|| Front Page Top

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