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2006-08-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Three Army Rangers knock off Tacoma, WA bank

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Posted by Dar 2006-08-14 13:42|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Kelly's Heroes Part Deux

[the lone obstacle to the sought-after gold is a solitary Tiger tank guarding the bank]
Crapgame: Try making a DEAL!
Big Joe: What kind of DEAL?
Crapgame: A DEAL, deal! Maybe he's a Republican. You know, "Business is business."

Posted by Hupasing Crath3963 2006-08-14 15:51|| 2006-08-14 15:51|| Front Page Top

#2 Why do the newspapers hate army rangers? Nevermind, I think I know the answer.

Posted by JohnQC 2006-08-14 17:29|| 2006-08-14 17:29|| Front Page Top

#3 What the hell were they thinking? The FBI has a 99.99% capture rate for bank robbers. But then they know that now.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2006-08-14 18:07|| 2006-08-14 18:07|| Front Page Top

#4 Article: A witness wrote down the license-plate number of the car Blum was driving, which is registered to Blum and his father.

I think it is now clear why Blum was a PFC.

Posted by Zhang Fei 2006-08-14 18:20|| http://timurileng.blogspot.com]">[http://timurileng.blogspot.com] 2006-08-14 18:20|| Front Page Top

#5 Robs a bank in his own car, what scared he might get grand theft auto. :)

Posted by djohn66 2006-08-14 19:17|| 2006-08-14 19:17|| Front Page Top

#6 Whadya expect with lowered recruitment standards and PC leadership? Gangs, thugs and even skinheads have enlisted. I was in Baghdad and saw American gang graffiti on some of the buildings. Not that these three were gang members prior to the military, but I wouldn't be surprised. Wake up, military. There's a cancer in your midst.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-08-14 19:18|| 2006-08-14 19:18|| Front Page Top

#7 Rangers should be thrice screened: basic, Airborne School, and Ranger Indoctrination Program. From the names, I would guess three surburban thrill seekers. Not too many gang bangers and punks make it into the Ranger Battalions.

Posted by 11A5S 2006-08-14 20:04|| 2006-08-14 20:04|| Front Page Top

#8 They could be assigned to the Regiment, but still not be Rangers. I've got my doubts about this story.

Posted by Besoeker 2006-08-14 20:06|| 2006-08-14 20:06|| Front Page Top

#9 Whoever these guys were, they were a disgwace to duh wegiment.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-08-14 21:51|| 2006-08-14 21:51|| Front Page Top

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