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2007-06-19 Olde Tyme Religion

Media Uproar Mohammeds (Pee Be Upon You) followers drank his urine.

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Posted by Thinemp Whimble 2007-06-19 12:20|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top

#1 This is because anyone who knows the love of the Messenger of Allah is not repulsed [by these]; just as a mother is not repulsed by the feces of her son,

Poor mom!

Posted by Criling Fillmore7165 2007-06-19 17:01|| 2007-06-19 17:01|| Front Page Top

#2 So all that fury over "allegedly" a little toilet water getting on a copy of the Koran was just another example of projection by all the guilty parties [press, muzzies, the usual anti-American crowd, etc]? Wouldn't that really have been like blessing the water in this case?

Posted by Procopius2k 2007-06-19 17:18|| 2007-06-19 17:18|| Front Page Top

#3 His sweat smelled better than perfume. Umm Haram would collect this sweat and distribute it to the people of Al-Madina."

These idiots are F*CKING INSANE!!!
Dude, what the hell is wrong with muslim people?

Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-06-19 17:52|| 2007-06-19 17:52|| Front Page Top

#4 "They added that his claims were inappropriate for the modern era... "

What?? Now they start talking about the modern era being different than the 7th Century?

I like how they mention all the possible bodily fluids except the one that was actually swapped between men of that culture.

Posted by Penguin 2007-06-19 18:24|| 2007-06-19 18:24|| Front Page Top

#5 So it's really the Religion of Piss, not Peace!

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2007-06-19 18:25|| 2007-06-19 18:25|| Front Page Top

#6 Glenmore, you've nailed it! :-)

Posted by twobyfour 2007-06-19 18:34|| 2007-06-19 18:34|| Front Page Top

#7 So you're telling me that his S*&t didn't stink?

Posted by whitecollar redneck 2007-06-19 19:46|| 2007-06-19 19:46|| Front Page Top

#8 Guma should have his very own fatwa on him soon. The funny thing is all the arguments about how this scholastic piece of information is being released now and how it plays into the hands of western ridicule..

The ME feels its only to give us fuel to mock Mohammad (Piss be inside you) well beyond the Mohammad cartoons out of Denmark. That begs the realization that mockery is bang on. And this new humiliation (but here, the Profit himself humiliates the cult) is going to stoke big fires if anyone in the west takes the bait.

The more shame and humiliation and doubt and remorse that can be imbued, the better. Let them hear the laughter of the educated and free. The derision of those they oppress and the hopes of those they enslave. Mock this mockery of a religion and recognize the death, horror, warped insanity of it all.

I say take it, this news flash of more piccadellos of Mohammed and reveal the cult for what it is. Also, National Lampoons 72 Virgins should be go, go, go. Laugh them out of any power they thing they hold. Laugh and point is a go.

Posted by Thinemp Whimble 2007-06-19 20:06|| 2007-06-19 20:06|| Front Page Top

#9 So, this whole "Piss Be Upon Him" thingy actually has some historical basis?

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-06-19 22:10|| 2007-06-19 22:10|| Front Page Top

#10 They are quite literally taking the non-proverbial piss

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2007-06-19 23:23|| 2007-06-19 23:23|| Front Page Top

#11 His sweat smelled better than perfume.

Haha!
According to the hadith Muhammad suffered from a long-lasting disease, which he treated by means of bleeding. He walked as somebody who comes down from a hill. His skin-colour was peculiar, not white, not too tanned, somewhat rosy. His eyebrows were conspicuous. He was sweating heavily, especially when he was receiving revelations. He heard the noise of bells and voices. He had a great appetite and suffered from hunger. Notwithstanding his sexual relations with ten young women, he remained quasi-sterile: one only child after the age of forty years. During his last illness he suffered from intense headaches, losses of consciousness, back- and intestinal pains. He died at the age of 62 years. Psychologically he was known as trustworthy, somewhat retiring and prude. Initially, about at the age of forty years, he was depressed, retiring, and showed a tendency to suicide. He spoke slowly. Most typical were his great hands, dough feeling palms, great feet, a long fleshy nose, well developed ears and a peculiar voice.

These indications suggest that he suffered from acromegaly. This hypothesis allows to explain almost all details found in the hadith.

Acromegaly is caused by an adenoma of the pituitary, which causes an increase in growth hormone (somatotropine) and usually a deficiency or increase of other hormones such as gonadotropine. The disease begins in adult persons about the fourth decade of age. Most patients die about the age of 60 years. It is a long-lasting disease with slow progress, sometimes burning out. Most patients tolerate it reasonably well. The melanophore hormones secreted by the pituitary cause a peculiar straw-yellow skin-colour. Excessive sweating is sometimes caused by hyperthyroidism. Sweating can be oily and have an unpleasant odour. Patients suffer from high blood pressure. Some hirsutism is observed (eyebrows). The growth of all extremities after adult age causes also the vertebrae to extend and the spine to curve. This extension can cause pain as the nerves suffer pressure. Especially typical is the enlargement of the fingers and the dough like feeling of the palms when shaking hands. Rarely a bleeding of the pituitary occurs and causes dead: this apoplexy of the pituitary causes headaches, nausea, vomiting, losses of consciousness. Psychologically patients suffer initially from depression, brooding and irritability, also an increase of appetite and a loss of libido. Some patients are anxious and are lacking in self-confidence. When the adenoma exerts pressure on the third ventricle and the optic chiasma in the brain the patients may suffer from hallucinoses. Uniformly these patients are trustworthy. Their personality is characterised by conscientiousness, reliability and industriousness.

Muslims don't stop at drinking Mohammed's urine. The suckers have been eating his shit for the past 1400 years.

Posted by ed 2007-06-19 23:33|| 2007-06-19 23:33|| Front Page Top

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