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2007-09-10 Britain

UK to require English tests for immigrants

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Posted by Fred 2007-09-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Screw the English test. Require a "ham sandwich" test.

Posted by gorb 2007-09-10 04:13|| 2007-09-10 04:13|| Front Page Top

#2 Immigrant guide to Useful English Phrases.

Indigenous Culture:
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Earning money:
"Gimme ma benefit"
"I will be persecuted by the people I tried to murder"
Dealing with the Police:
"Itz ma ooman rites!"
"RACIST!"
"Izit cuz i iz black?!"

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2007-09-10 08:40|| 2007-09-10 08:40|| Front Page Top

#3 Ham sandwich and a pint of bitter.

Posted by Excalibur 2007-09-10 09:05|| 2007-09-10 09:05|| Front Page Top

#4 #2 Reminds me of this gem from Chris Rock which is a common sense guide for dealing with the police! :-)

Posted by gorb 2007-09-10 16:30|| 2007-09-10 16:30|| Front Page Top

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