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2007-10-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2007-10-21 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Sharks only bite humans on rare occasions; "Salties" attack 100% of people who get close to them.

Posted by McZoid 2007-10-21 06:11|| 2007-10-21 06:11|| Front Page Top

#2 Or getting over a hangover after drinking 12 cans of beer before diving into a croc infested river.

Posted by Gladys 2007-10-21 06:31|| 2007-10-21 06:31|| Front Page Top

#3 Ya know how they say "Never lick a gift horse in the mouth"? Well, that goes for crocodiles, too. Especially if they are not yours.

Posted by SteveS 2007-10-21 10:41|| 2007-10-21 10:41|| Front Page Top

#4 Don't you just hate when that happens?

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-10-21 12:34|| 2007-10-21 12:34|| Front Page Top

#5 "does your croc bite?"
"no"
"OWWW. mphy phucking phace! I phought you said your croc doen't bite?"
"that.. is not my croc"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-10-21 13:09|| 2007-10-21 13:09|| Front Page Top

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