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2008-01-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by ryuge 2008-01-06 07:02|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 diplomats and comic book fans alike are speculating why the UN should ally itself with the web-slinger.

To destroy his effectiveness as a freedom-champion character, of course.

Posted by lotp 2008-01-06 07:18|| 2008-01-06 07:18|| Front Page Top

#2 I heard a flamboyant homosexual comedian who greeted this news by saying "That settles it! I'm going to buy Spider-man vibrators for all my friends! It's just wrong in so many ways!"

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-01-06 08:25|| 2008-01-06 08:25|| Front Page Top

#3 Somebody ought to tell Stan Lee to retire.

Posted by Pappy 2008-01-06 10:19|| 2008-01-06 10:19|| Front Page Top

#4 If Spidey addresses the General Assembly, I hope he remembers to denounce Israel.

Posted by Super Hose 2008-01-06 13:18|| 2008-01-06 13:18|| Front Page Top

#5 On page 13, Spiderman uses his web slinger to stop two 10 year old girls, giving the Sri Lankan peacekeepers time to catch up. "Thanks Spidy!"

Posted by Blackbeard Thragum3556 2008-01-06 15:06|| 2008-01-06 15:06|| Front Page Top

#6 I bet this comic won't cover the problems all over the world that these dumbshits advocreate.

Posted by Mike N. 2008-01-06 15:06|| 2008-01-06 15:06|| Front Page Top

#7 Clearly they need a NEW super hero to help represent the UN:

(Tune of "Spiderman")
Corruption Man!
Corruption Man!
He can steal more
than Kofi can!

Posted by DMFD 2008-01-06 21:25|| 2008-01-06 21:25|| Front Page Top

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