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2008-01-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

The wrath of Winfrey descends upon Dr. Phil

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Posted by Fred 2008-01-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Oprah thinks he has completely lost his sense of right and wrong.

Oprah would be right.

Posted by Mike 2008-01-23 06:38|| 2008-01-23 06:38|| Front Page Top

#2 Who made Oprah the Holder of the Golden Key to what's wrong or what's right? What'd he doe, steal some of her limelight?

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-01-23 07:37|| 2008-01-23 07:37|| Front Page Top

#3 Oprah thinks he has completely lost his sense of right and wrong.

Not sure if he ever had it, actually...

Posted by Raj 2008-01-23 08:33|| 2008-01-23 08:33|| Front Page Top

#4 Damn, missed one:

If she doesn't want him around, she can make him disappear.

Oprah Soprano? Time to sleep with the fishes!

Posted by Raj 2008-01-23 08:35|| 2008-01-23 08:35|| Front Page Top

#5 Who made Oprah the Holder of the Golden Key to what's wrong or what's right?

His show is produced by the studio she owns.

Posted by lotp 2008-01-23 08:42|| 2008-01-23 08:42|| Front Page Top

#6 Read recently that she got her own TV network.
When will we rename the planet "Oprah"?

Posted by tu3031 2008-01-23 08:52|| 2008-01-23 08:52|| Front Page Top

#7 Whether she's the Holder of the Golden Key or not, Dr. Phil is 'way off base here. Plus, if you had a choice between a world with a Dr. Phil Show and one without, wouldn't you prefer the second option? Go Oprah! Rub him out!

Posted by Mike 2008-01-23 08:52|| 2008-01-23 08:52|| Front Page Top

#8 I can do without Oprah, too.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-01-23 09:18|| 2008-01-23 09:18|| Front Page Top

#9 Ditto Deacon, and the mule she rode in on.

Posted by Besoeker 2008-01-23 09:23|| 2008-01-23 09:23|| Front Page Top

#10 I don't like Dr. Swill any more then the rest of the world but, how much truth is there to any article reported by the Nation Enquirer?

Posted by smdshack 2008-01-23 09:38|| 2008-01-23 09:38|| Front Page Top

#11 The real first black president.

Posted by ed 2008-01-23 09:39|| 2008-01-23 09:39|| Front Page Top

#12 I like Okrah better than Dr. Phil, but not by much.

Posted by Bill Cheresing8196 2008-01-23 09:40|| 2008-01-23 09:40|| Front Page Top

#13 You can flatten that pancake as much as you want, pardner, but it still will have two sides.

Posted by Dr Phil 2008-01-23 12:15|| 2008-01-23 12:15|| Front Page Top

#14 Remember, these people all just want to help, and, by God, when they are finally in charge, they will help you to death...

Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek 2008-01-23 14:14|| 2008-01-23 14:14|| Front Page Top

#15 When will we rename the planet "Oprah"?
Too late - it's Microsoft World v1.1 Version 1.2 comes out after the next giant asteroid collision...

Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek 2008-01-23 14:17|| 2008-01-23 14:17|| Front Page Top

#16 Oprah is getting flack from her mostly female audience for siding against the female candidate in the Presidential election. Seems Dr Phil is the fallguy to distract attention and put Oprah back on the side of the victimized wimenfolk.

Posted by rjschwarz 2008-01-23 15:36|| 2008-01-23 15:36|| Front Page Top

#17 had the same thought rjschwarz.

Posted by swksvolFF 2008-01-23 17:40|| 2008-01-23 17:40|| Front Page Top

#18 Britney has been sent ot all kinds of private help. Nothing worked. When Phil helped Oprah whoop up on a bunch Texas panhandle meat packers, she made all his help public.

Sounds to me we are going to have another dead star in the near future, while grown up folks who can help the kid claw down a Dr over how he wants to help the kid. If she got her act straight in public, she would be a star again. But, ain't gonna happen. Time to dig a hole in the ground for another young celebrity.

Posted by www 2008-01-23 19:45|| 2008-01-23 19:45|| Front Page Top

#19 Time to dig a hole in the ground for another young celebrity.

Got a spare shovel? I'll help.

Posted by Vortigern Snaitch7695 2008-01-23 20:58|| 2008-01-23 20:58|| Front Page Top

#20 Who made Oprah the Holder of the Golden Key to what's wrong or what's right? What'd he doe, steal some of her limelight?

Heh Deacon right on!! You hit her Highness right on her over-rated opinion of herself and that sound you hear is her AstroDome size ego deflating.

Posted by RD">RD 2008-01-23 22:23|| 2008-01-23 22:23|| Front Page Top

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