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2008-02-09 Caribbean-Latin America

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Posted by gorb 2008-02-09 05:49|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 ...he was convicted of child endangerment for going on a date with a teenage girl.

"A date with a teenage girl"? Sounds to me like a plea deal on a statutory rape charge. The deportation was probably part of the deal.
Either way, this story was deeeeeeeelicious!

Posted by tu3031 2008-02-09 09:22|| 2008-02-09 09:22|| Front Page Top

#2 "He was actually raised by U.S. citizens on Long Island, "

So what have they been doing in all this mess?

Posted by Varmint Slish8199 2008-02-09 09:46|| 2008-02-09 09:46|| Front Page Top

#3 "I was raised by a pack of grey wolves, so legally, I'm a protected species!"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-02-09 10:48|| 2008-02-09 10:48|| Front Page Top

#4 The U.S. citizens on Long Island are probably cousins who'd been naturalized in the last go-round, not random kindhearted Anglos.

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-02-09 12:14|| 2008-02-09 12:14|| Front Page Top

#5 "They don't even have basic Mexican identification."

What? I'm sure someone knows how to make up some quick ID's.

Posted by Jan 2008-02-09 16:15|| 2008-02-09 16:15|| Front Page Top

#6 Good! I like that Mexican attitude. Let's give them 12 million more to help, and let's do it quickly.

Posted by Jomosing Bluetooth8431 2008-02-09 18:19|| 2008-02-09 18:19|| Front Page Top

#7 New immigration policy.

First time you get caught here illegally, you get deported.

Second time, you get load of buckshot to the back of the head..

Also, each time we catch a citizen of ANY country in ours illegally, we annex 1 square mile of their country. Any country that complains, we multiply the land annexed by 10.

Posted by Silentbrick">Silentbrick 2008-02-09 22:12|| 2008-02-09 22:12|| Front Page Top

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