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2008-09-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tu3031 2008-09-23 10:23|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 DAMN that sounds uncomfortable.

Posted by Jonathan 2008-09-23 10:53|| 2008-09-23 10:53|| Front Page Top

#2 TARP needed badly.

Posted by Besoeker 2008-09-23 11:11|| 2008-09-23 11:11|| Front Page Top

#3 Too ~~horny~~ dumb to get out of the way of a slow-moving train... paging Mister Darwin!

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2008-09-23 11:47|| 2008-09-23 11:47|| Front Page Top

#4 Reminds us of the young couple in Columbia, SC who last year fell four floors from a pyramid shaped roof while having sex. They were naked and still alive when a taxi driver found them in the street at 5am. When hormones call, ya gotta answer.

Posted by GK 2008-09-23 12:11|| 2008-09-23 12:11|| Front Page Top

#5 GK, yeah, but....couldn't you put it on call forwarding to the nearest empty field or something? I mean, geez.

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2008-09-23 12:18|| 2008-09-23 12:18|| Front Page Top

#6 Maybe they were inspiered by David Allen Coe's last stanza of the "perfect Country Song..."

Or Johnny Cash's unforgettable line: " Can't hear the train, I'm comin..."

(Tip your veal and try your waitress)

Posted by USN, Ret. 2008-09-23 14:50|| 2008-09-23 14:50|| Front Page Top

#7 USN Ret, better not let PETA catch you veal tipping.

Posted by lotp 2008-09-23 15:57|| 2008-09-23 15:57|| Front Page Top

#8 Dang. Sometimes relationships get off on the wrong track...

Posted by Dave D.">Dave D. 2008-09-23 17:24|| 2008-09-23 17:24|| Front Page Top

#9 and what's wrong with veal tipping? kind of like a starter kit for cow tipping.....

Posted by USN, Ret. 2008-09-23 17:31|| 2008-09-23 17:31|| Front Page Top

#10 Better not let the wife (SO) catch you trying the waitress either... :)

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-09-23 18:52|| 2008-09-23 18:52|| Front Page Top

#11 Dave D: Dang. Sometimes relationships get off on the wrong track...

Oh Gawg.. Ima so ~~conflicted~~ confused ... Dave is that's half way in between a Pun or a climatic Groan!!

/scratches nose..

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2008-09-23 20:38|| 2008-09-23 20:38|| Front Page Top

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