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2009-11-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Friendly, Peaceful, Intelligent Dolphins Caught Murdering Porpoises

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Posted by Anonymoose 2009-11-07 08:37|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Harbor porpoises are the same size as baby bottlenoses

Do tell..... I thinker something fishy about this size porpoise.

Posted by .5MT 2009-11-07 10:57|| 2009-11-07 10:57|| Front Page Top

#2 Now we know the how, but we still are unsure of the why," said Daniela Maldini

Marine biologists never heard of "interference competition"?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2009-11-07 10:58|| 2009-11-07 10:58|| Front Page Top

#3 "These are senseless killings...without porpoise."

Posted by Mike 2009-11-07 11:40|| 2009-11-07 11:40|| Front Page Top

#4 Though witness report that the dolphins are squeaking "Allah Akbar!" before attacking the porpoises, CAIR is denying any association with Islam.

Posted by Anonymoose 2009-11-07 12:21|| 2009-11-07 12:21|| Front Page Top

#5 Anonymoose that is funny, wrong but funny:)

Posted by spanishman 2009-11-07 12:39|| 2009-11-07 12:39|| Front Page Top

#6 It's the whale suicide bombers you really have to watch out for.

Posted by ed 2009-11-07 12:42|| 2009-11-07 12:42|| Front Page Top

#7 The Dolphins are Sunni, the Porpoises are Shia. Duh!

Posted by Secret Master 2009-11-07 13:56|| 2009-11-07 13:56|| Front Page Top

#8 "The dolphins sent them a dead fish (heard it worked for Rahm Emanuel), but no, they turn down the protection offered by Don Vito Phocoenidae. Now they sleep with the fishes"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-11-07 13:58|| 2009-11-07 13:58|| Front Page Top

#9 Didn't the Navy lose accountability of a couple of dolphins back in the Gulf?

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-11-07 14:25|| 2009-11-07 14:25|| Front Page Top

#10 Oh noes! Dolphins gone rogue?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-11-07 14:36|| 2009-11-07 14:36|| Front Page Top

#11 It's obviously Bush's fault.

Posted by One Eyed Slins3386 2009-11-07 15:47|| 2009-11-07 15:47|| Front Page Top

#12 the way they 'gave' the body to the researchers reminded me of primitive human sacrifice rituals using captured members of another tribe.

Posted by abu do you love ">abu do you love 2009-11-07 17:01|| 2009-11-07 17:01|| Front Page Top

#13 "These are senseless killings...without porpoise."

Mike, go to your room.

Posted by Pappy 2009-11-07 18:15|| 2009-11-07 18:15|| Front Page Top

#14 Don Vito Phocoenidae

Frank, you may join Mike in his room.

Posted by trailing wife 2009-11-07 22:50|| 2009-11-07 22:50|| Front Page Top

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