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2009-11-28 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by tipper 2009-11-28 03:15|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Left unanswered was where Woods was going at that hour.

Away from his life threatening wife of course!

Posted by Besoeker 2009-11-28 06:42|| 2009-11-28 06:42|| Front Page Top

#2 Sense the power of a 9-Iron!

Posted by Perry Stanford White 2009-11-28 07:15|| 2009-11-28 07:15|| Front Page Top

#3 I might have gone with the sand wedge for that shot...

Posted by Raj 2009-11-28 07:40|| 2009-11-28 07:40|| Front Page Top

#4 I might have gone with the sand wedge for that shot...

A biker of courage and integrity. Me, no, I'd have to choke down on a 7 and hope to hit the sweet spot.

Posted by Perry Stanford White 2009-11-28 07:45|| 2009-11-28 07:45|| Front Page Top

#5 If Tiger was a chef, he would have been hit with a rolling pin.

Posted by badanov 2009-11-28 08:32|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org] 2009-11-28 08:32|| Front Page Top

#6 (I don't know if she was kidding)

I admire the relationship she had with John Lennon and hope I can be a similar influence to Tiger.
- Elin Nordegren, on Yoko Ono.

Posted by Anonymoose 2009-11-28 09:21|| 2009-11-28 09:21|| Front Page Top

#7 Tiger and Elinnot quite as elegant as Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2009-11-28 09:42|| 2009-11-28 09:42|| Front Page Top

#8 Something about Swedish women

Posted by badanov 2009-11-28 09:43|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org] 2009-11-28 09:43|| Front Page Top

#9 Diagnosis of Tiger's facial injuries.

Posted by ryuge 2009-11-28 11:25|| 2009-11-28 11:25|| Front Page Top

#10 Tiger coulda joined Promise Keepers, but noooo

He hadda join Scrotum Keepers.

Posted by badanov 2009-11-28 11:36|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org] 2009-11-28 11:36|| Front Page Top

#11 If Tiger was a chef, he would have been hit with a rolling pin.

Good thing he's not a butcher.

Posted by lex 2009-11-28 11:45|| 2009-11-28 11:45|| Front Page Top

#12 Pitchers, I want to see pitchers dimmit!

Posted by Besoeker 2009-11-28 12:29|| 2009-11-28 12:29|| Front Page Top

#13 Does he look anything like the before and after pics of the ShamWow guy?

Posted by Alaska Paul 2009-11-28 13:37|| 2009-11-28 13:37|| Front Page Top

#14 Badanov.....you are incorrigible! You win the snark of the day in all categories. LOL!

Posted by Alaska Paul 2009-11-28 14:17|| 2009-11-28 14:17|| Front Page Top

#15 WFTV has a slideshow of pics of the wreck/vehicle. I'm surprised the airbags didn't go off

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-11-28 15:00|| 2009-11-28 15:00|| Front Page Top

#16 Off-season is always hard on PGA Tour players...

Posted by Pappy 2009-11-28 16:18|| 2009-11-28 16:18|| Front Page Top

#17 I hear the police are considering pressing charges. Is it possible we'll have a Tiger in the tank if so?

Posted by gorb 2009-11-28 17:32|| 2009-11-28 17:32|| Front Page Top

#18 more likely Mrs. Tiger for assault...if he presses charges. Expect a divorce. Those rumors have legs

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-11-28 17:45|| 2009-11-28 17:45|| Front Page Top

#19 Be lucky if he doesn't come down with the Yips next match.

Posted by Besoeker 2009-11-28 17:52|| 2009-11-28 17:52|| Front Page Top

#20 The chief said Woods was in and out of consciousness when his two officers arrived. He said the officers held Woods to the ground and "when he woke up, he tried to get up and lost consciousness".

Normally, if you're not going to out right kill a tiger, you anesthetize them first before you tag them. As any game warden would before sending them back to the wild in a relocation operation. Badges, she don't need no stinking badges. Of course, if the population is becoming too large, you'll also do a little operation to prevent further reproduction.

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-11-28 18:29|| 2009-11-28 18:29|| Front Page Top

#21 Tiger DQ'd for playing the wrong hole.

Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2009-11-28 19:05|| 2009-11-28 19:05|| Front Page Top

#22 Go to your room, GolfBravo.

Posted by lotp 2009-11-28 19:06|| 2009-11-28 19:06|| Front Page Top

#23 Mr. Woods, this is OnStar, we have a report of a sand wedge deployment.

Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2009-11-28 19:10|| 2009-11-28 19:10|| Front Page Top

#24 Made me LOLz at AOSHQ:
199 Ahhhh...it's so nice to sit back, crack a beer and tune in college football knowing that, at least for this weekend, Tiger Woods wishes he had my life...

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 28, 2009 07:01 PM

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-11-28 19:35|| 2009-11-28 19:35|| Front Page Top

#25 Well, maybe his wife.

Posted by gorb 2009-11-28 22:47|| 2009-11-28 22:47|| Front Page Top

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