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2010-01-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2010-01-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 I bought a "Tiger's favorite 18 holes" DVD, and when I check it out? It's a damn GOLF DVD. WTF?

Posted by Frank G 2010-01-16 00:19|| 2010-01-16 00:19|| Front Page Top

#2 Frank - you owe me a keyboard!

Posted by 3dc 2010-01-16 00:35|| 2010-01-16 00:35|| Front Page Top

#3 Tiger: "Sex rehab? Sounds like fun. Can bring some of my girlfriends or will they be provided?"

Posted by gorb 2010-01-16 01:29|| 2010-01-16 01:29|| Front Page Top

#4 We found out last year that Tiger Woods was no Tiger at all, no sir, he is a Tom Cat, always on the prowl.

(Bennett/Burton)

Been working like a dog gone crazy,
Been giving everything I've got,
I need something short and sweet to save me.
A little something that can hit the spot.
I've been living like a man in a prison.
I've been living like a monk in a cave.
I need a woman with a good position.
I start searching at the end of the day.

Pack it in and go to town
When the sun goes down.
And do the Tomcat prowl
When the sun goes down.

I've been punching out a clock since fifteen.
I've Been living on a working wage.
Ya keep paying me and I'll keep lifting.
I keep a-lifting 'til the end of the day.

Then pack it in and go to town
When the sun goes down.
Do the Moondog howl
When the sun goes down.
Do the Tomcat prowl
When the sun goes down.

Gotta find a way to ease that pressure.
Gotta find a way to ease that pain.
Gotta find myself some buried treasure.
Gotta find it before the sun comes up again.

It doesn't matter if you're sane or crazy.
It doesn't matter if you're weak or strong.
It doesn't matter if your past is hazy.
It doesn't matter, you can all come along.

Pack it in and go to town
When the sun goes down.
And do the Tomcat prowl when the sun goes down
(down down down - sun goes down)
Pack it in and go to town when the sun goes down
(sun goes down, yeah)
And do the Tomcat prowl when the sun goes down
Do the Moondog Howl when the sun goes down
Oh .. I'm howlin' baby!

Posted by Blackbeard Omomock5867 2010-01-16 01:39|| 2010-01-16 01:39|| Front Page Top

#5 Honestly, I think it's rather nice that a guy can go to a place like this and work on his technique. Wish I could afford the tuition!

Posted by Dar 2010-01-16 03:53|| 2010-01-16 03:53|| Front Page Top

#6 Well, it was either the Rehab center or run for the Ted Kennedy Memorial Senate seat and hit bar in Massachusetts. A bit cold in Massachusetts this time of year.

Posted by Procopius2k 2010-01-16 05:49|| 2010-01-16 05:49|| Front Page Top

#7 And get your hand out of your pants. You'll go ~~crazy~~ blind.

FIFY. Pine Grove doesn't seem like much of a 'boot-camp,' so Tiger is probably safe from an 'attitude adjustment.'

Posted by Free Radical 2010-01-16 06:10|| 2010-01-16 06:10|| Front Page Top

#8 Alternative story with irony: Tiger Woods Checks Into Sex Addiction Clinic In Arizona With Plans For a Romantic Valentine's Day (Emphasis Added, UP....) Escape

Source: http://thehappyhospitalist.blogspot.com/2010/01/tiger-woods-checks-into-sex-addiction.html

Posted by Uncle Phester 2010-01-16 09:56|| 2010-01-16 09:56|| Front Page Top

#9 Momma used to say that all men are pigs and some men are dogs.

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2010-01-16 10:35|| http://northshorejournal.org 2010-01-16 10:35|| Front Page Top

#10 If they have someone who looks like Helen Thomas on the staff, I would say that the prognosis is good. If she were to get hands on in a filmy Kimmono for six weeks, Tiger might discover the value of abstinence.

Posted by Super Hose 2010-01-16 11:35|| 2010-01-16 11:35|| Front Page Top

#11 Probably a good place to pickup chicks...

Posted by tu3031 2010-01-16 11:35|| 2010-01-16 11:35|| Front Page Top

#12 Guaranteed to have round heels, tu3031.

Posted by trailing wife 2010-01-16 12:48|| 2010-01-16 12:48|| Front Page Top

#13 Some guys have all the luck ..

Thats me , same lady 19 years .

Posted by Oscar 2010-01-16 15:53|| 2010-01-16 15:53|| Front Page Top

#14 What's the sex rehab clinic version of methadone?

Posted by KBK 2010-01-16 17:39|| 2010-01-16 17:39|| Front Page Top

#15 #14 What's the sex rehab clinic version of methadone?
Posted by: KBK 2010-01-16 17:39

Um, Helen Thomas...?

Posted by Uncle Phester 2010-01-16 23:38|| 2010-01-16 23:38|| Front Page Top

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