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2010-08-06 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Brazen black bear believed responsible for 21 break-ins

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Posted by Steve 2010-08-06 14:15|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 "Hey Boo-Boo, lookee here, no more pic-a-nic baskets for me."
"Gee Yogi, I don't think the Ranger is going to like this."

Posted by USN, Ret. 2010-08-06 14:57|| 2010-08-06 14:57|| Front Page Top

#2 You'd think they'd been born in a barn or something.
They have no manners whatsoever.

Posted by Goober Goobelopolous 2010-08-06 15:20|| 2010-08-06 15:20|| Front Page Top

#3 Two culvert traps were set up, but the bear has avoided them. Another bear was captured and relocated.

Perhaps if you baited them with pizza?

Over the past four days, no new reports of bear break-ins have come in. It's unknown if the bear might have left the area.

Or he broke into the wrong house and is now, literally, in their freezer - as several butcher-paper wrapped packages.

Posted by CrazyFool 2010-08-06 15:50|| 2010-08-06 15:50|| Front Page Top

#4 This is supposed to be new? The majority of the break-ins, I'd bet, happen at vacations spots for the rich or idiotic.

Posted by miscellaneous 2010-08-06 15:53|| 2010-08-06 15:53|| Front Page Top

#5 Try the tried and true 30-06 trap.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2010-08-06 17:50|| 2010-08-06 17:50|| Front Page Top

#6 I wonder if "Yogi" is short for "Tyrone"?

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-08-06 18:34|| 2010-08-06 18:34|| Front Page Top

#7 Perhaps if you baited them with pizza?

Nope. Bacon and Peanut Butter. Bears love it.

Posted by Thromomp Stalin4312 2010-08-06 19:51|| 2010-08-06 19:51|| Front Page Top

#8 Uh, uh, the BABE BACK IN THE CAVE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK BERRIES + SALMON???

Gut nuthin.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-08-06 20:09|| 2010-08-06 20:09|| Front Page Top

#9 Yogimullah Hussein Bear. Not a big bacon fan.

Posted by Skunky Glins**** 2010-08-06 20:14|| 2010-08-06 20:14|| Front Page Top

#10 D *** NG IT, MORIARITY, WALT DISNEY > ITS THE "BEAR NECESSITIES...OF LIFE" [Song + Toons].

[Walt Disney "Panic Bear/Dance" here].

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-08-06 23:14|| 2010-08-06 23:14|| Front Page Top

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