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2011-06-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Beavis 2011-06-03 09:32|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 My heroes.

Posted by DarthVader 2011-06-03 12:09|| 2011-06-03 12:09|| Front Page Top

#2 "I had to shoot! The damn thing bit me!"

Posted by PBMcL 2011-06-03 13:10|| 2011-06-03 13:10|| Front Page Top

#3 With a real alligator, the bullets go in. This guy, the rounds may still be bouncing around someplace. Now, if one of the cops had taken a ricochet, do they call SWAT and level the house?

Posted by Richard Aubrey 2011-06-03 13:20|| 2011-06-03 13:20|| Front Page Top

#4 Depends on the jurisdiction. In Sheriff Dipsh*t's jurisdiction in AZ they would shoot 60-odd rounds into it and then leave and call in the SWAT.

Posted by CrazyFool 2011-06-03 13:25|| 2011-06-03 13:25|| Front Page Top

#5 Nah ... in that AZ county about 95% of the shots would have missed the stationary target.

Posted by lotp 2011-06-03 14:41|| 2011-06-03 14:41|| Front Page Top

#6 Up armored gators in mizzoo. Who knew?

Posted by Halliburton - Mysterious Conspiracy Division 2011-06-03 15:23|| 2011-06-03 15:23|| Front Page Top

#7 Sounds like a case of a reptile dysfunction.

Posted by cam76034 2011-06-03 16:21|| 2011-06-03 16:21|| Front Page Top

#8 Was the alligator threatening anyone, or was the police officer being over-zealous?

Posted by gorb 2011-06-03 17:02|| 2011-06-03 17:02|| Front Page Top

#9 "a reptile dysfunction."

Snark of the day, Cam.

Too bad the heroes didnt get to finish their reports before they learned their mistake:
Said reptile advanced menacingly, hissed, and bared its teeth. It then charged toward me at a high rate of advance. Officer Fife and I drew our sidearms and discharged 30 rounds. Observing that the reptile had not gone down, we re-loaded and discharged 30 more. I then applied my tazer until it stopped moving and assumed a rigid position.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2011-06-03 19:20|| 2011-06-03 19:20|| Front Page Top

#10 Ala FREEREPUBLIC AM, I hear in Florida armed local police had to be called at public expense in to stop a horrific lone Kitten jihad.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-06-03 20:49|| 2011-06-03 20:49|| Front Page Top

#11 D *** NG IT, DOGS-N-CATS [+ Gators]KNOW THE TRUTH - BIRDS IS THE REAL ENEMY!

Moreso since those weirdo walking two-legged Human thingys keep arguing that Birds' ancestors twas GODZILLA, RODAN, GAMERA, + OTHER DINOSAURS!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-06-03 20:53|| 2011-06-03 20:53|| Front Page Top

#12 ZOMBIE KILLER DINOS, THEY TELLS YA, ZOMBIE KILLER DINOS, wid feathers!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-06-03 20:55|| 2011-06-03 20:55|| Front Page Top

#13 reptile dysfunction

Go to your room, cam.

Posted by Pappy 2011-06-03 23:00|| 2011-06-03 23:00|| Front Page Top

#14 The real embarrassment came when they tried to skin the gator to make a handbag

Posted by regular joe 2011-06-03 23:17|| 2011-06-03 23:17|| Front Page Top

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