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2011-06-23 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man dies of heart failure trying to rape maid

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Posted by Fred 2011-06-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Karma's a b*tch.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2011-06-23 07:44|| 2011-06-23 07:44|| Front Page Top

#2 Only 71 virgins for him in that case

Posted by European Conservative 2011-06-23 07:52|| 2011-06-23 07:52|| Front Page Top

#3 Someone post this link to Dominique Strauss Kahn.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2011-06-23 09:26|| 2011-06-23 09:26|| Front Page Top

#4 Of all the people a young Asian maid in the Emirates might be in danger of being raped by, "random Asian tailor off the street" doesn't exactly seem like he'd be high on the list. Let alone in a situation where his corpse would be steaming in the house for an hour before being discovered. This story is either legitimately weird, or bullshit.

Set aside the chances of a 27-year-old dying of a heart attack...

Posted by Mitch H. 2011-06-23 11:19|| http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/ 2011-06-23 11:19|| Front Page Top

#5 Alternatively, he was her boyfriend, caught by a cardiac arrest "in flagrante delicto", leaving her in a compromised position. And since it would be a serious criminal offense for an unmarried couple to be aardvarking, and since 'Bernie' would probably not mind, he was suddenly a rapist.

So, no harm, no foul, other than the smell. Much the same thing happened to Nelson Rockefeller.

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-06-23 14:24|| 2011-06-23 14:24|| Front Page Top

#6 'moose, I'd buy that story. And I've never heard that about Nelson Rockefeller. Of course, I only heard this morning about Ed Koch being in the closet, so my knowledge of New York political gossip is, how you say, spotty at best.

Posted by Mitch H. 2011-06-23 15:21|| http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/ 2011-06-23 15:21|| Front Page Top

#7 Mitch say it isn't so. Ed Crotch should stay in the closet.Annoymoose I'll go with your prognostication.

Posted by Dale 2011-06-23 22:25|| 2011-06-23 22:25|| Front Page Top

#8 Yes Moose I have been playing with your handle.
You know Annoy. Just ignore me I go away after a while.

Posted by Dale 2011-06-23 22:28|| 2011-06-23 22:28|| Front Page Top

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