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2011-11-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Beavis 2011-11-14 11:57|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top

#1 Woke up quick, at about noon
just knew that I had to get to Wall Street soon
Gotta get high before the day begins
before my mother starts bitchn' about my trends

About to chant, damn near went blind
Old guys in the park jerkin between their theighs
Ran in my tent, and took a hit
Held the apple-mac closer to my hip

Wailed outside and started my dancin
As if on cue, guy fawlks started prancin
Walked over to Jamba, had some juice on my mind
Hit Micky D's, hate pissin outside

Then we let the drummers play
Group hugs started straight, transgender, and gay
They are neo-hippies if you get my drift
Then I took a little walk it looked something like this

Walked to catered lunch kinda slow
peeps shitting on benches, groping the girls
Afraid of TB, really need to poop
Jay-z shirts are cold making some loot

Guy walks by, what did he say?
Homeless crashed the park ate my fricasee
Organizers flush with case come running my way
Say they're gonna go deposit it with B-O-A

Cuz the 1% is evil and all
Learned that from 99% hanging at the mall
Knowin nothing in life but complaints and quips
Give me some money though I ain't done shit

Posted by swksvolFF 2011-11-14 14:33|| 2011-11-14 14:33|| Front Page Top

#2 *wife said not everyone listens to crap, you look crazy.

So, NSFW, eazy-e.

Posted by swksvolFF 2011-11-14 20:44|| 2011-11-14 20:44|| Front Page Top

#3 fine waste of mid-60's Chevies.....

Posted by USN, Ret. 2011-11-14 23:38|| 2011-11-14 23:38|| Front Page Top

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