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Posted by Au Auric 2012-11-22 00:00||
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#1 Turkey attacks? Nothing the 4th Infantry Division can't handle.
Posted by SteveS 2012-11-22 02:10||
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#2 maybe instead of throwing the sticks, hold on and give a solid whack. I once killed an aggressive goose with a racket ball racket. Cooked him up nice too.
Posted by abu do you love 2012-11-22 02:31||
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#3 "Verrier says there are basic things you can do to protect yourself. If you see a turkey, move to the other side of the street. Make noise or spray the turkey with water.
Whatever you do, don't feed them or try to take a picture."
IOW the Turkeys act like European banlieu youths and the humans are advised to act like dhimmis.
They should barbecue before there's a carbecue.
Posted by Elmerert Hupens2660 2012-11-22 06:45||
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#4 Land for peace?
Posted by Perfesser 2012-11-22 08:35||
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#5 Too many turkeys in Massachusetts
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2012-11-22 08:47||
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#6 You call them aggressive turkeys, I call them brave Avian Freedom Fighters.
Gimme a rick-roll here. k thks.
Posted by Shipman 2012-11-22 08:56||
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#10 I agree Raj - Rick Astley is a turkey. But didn't you want to post this link instead ?
Posted by Au Auric 2012-11-22 10:17||
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#11 Nah - I was going for the Rick Roll the whole time, just in case there were some people unfamiliar with the meme. Good turkey video, though!
Posted by Raj 2012-11-22 11:03||
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#12 Turkeys attack in Brookline? I'll bet Brookline surrenders by the end of the month.
All hail our new turkey masters! It's for...the children.
Posted by tu3031 2012-11-22 12:14||
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#13 Y'all are all idiots, that's dinner out there, a shotgun will fix this.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2012-11-22 12:56||
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#14 For the nuts out there, there's a pistol that's chambered for .410 shotgun rounds, that'll work.
And it's fairly quiet too.
Attention folks, that's dinner out there.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2012-11-22 13:01||
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#15 Supposedly, Ben Franklin recommended the turkey for our national bird, rather than the bald eagle. Wild turkeys are smart, wily and delicious.
On the other hand, the domestic turkey - the type we eat at Thanksgiving - has been bred to be stupid and slow, but with a large breast.
Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2012-11-22 14:17||
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#16 Watched a flock of wild turkey hens, about 35 count, the other day while hunting. They put out flank guards and travel in a column of twos or threes. Flap their winds to blow away leaves and peck at bugs. Interesting creatures indeed.
Posted by Besoeker 2012-11-22 14:22||
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#17 So in other words we have Kardashian turkeys eh Rambler?
Posted by CrazyFool 2012-11-22 15:18||
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#18 So in other words we have Kardashian turkeys eh Rambler?
And that's just the male Toms, CrazyFool, and not only that Big-BreastedTurkeys Can't Have Sex
Posted by tipper 2012-11-22 15:47||
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#19 You know, if they had some dogs instead of small-snacksized....things, then maybe the Turkeys wouldn't be so brave. My old lab chased off a flock of 40 in ten seconds flat.
Posted by Charles 2012-11-22 16:50||
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