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2013-12-11 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Santa Warns In Greenpeace Video Christmas Will Be Canceled Due To Global Warming

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Posted by Fred 2013-12-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Doesn't matter. Canada is grabbing it first.

Posted by 3dc 2013-12-11 05:48|| 2013-12-11 05:48|| Front Page Top

#2 Well it's a step up from kids exploding when they question the green faith.

Still Santa is more real than gerbil worming.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2013-12-11 07:05|| 2013-12-11 07:05|| Front Page Top

#3 It's time to tell your kids that they've been lied to...

AGW isn't real.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2013-12-11 07:06|| 2013-12-11 07:06|| Front Page Top

#4 I'll believe GP when they issue the sequel wherein Santa, Mrs. Claus and the elves are foreced to eat the reindeer because they are marooned on an ice flow.
And burn the sleigh to stay warm.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2013-12-11 07:32|| 2013-12-11 07:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Tell kids to ask GreenPeace to explain why the Arctic ice is at a record extent. Global warming causes the ice?

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2013-12-11 07:52|| 2013-12-11 07:52|| Front Page Top

#6 Tell kids to ask GreenPeace to explain why the Arctic ice is at a record extent.

Get the school send the kid to psychiatrist to be diagnosed with ADHD and get ritalin.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2013-12-11 09:33|| 2013-12-11 09:33|| Front Page Top

#7 Wonder if we can pay the Russians to arrest a few more of these clowns?

Posted by Pappy 2013-12-11 11:12|| 2013-12-11 11:12|| Front Page Top

#8 I am convinced fossil fuel combustion releases CO2 into the atmosphere. I am convinced that, ALL ELSE BEING EQUAL, increased CO2 concentration in the atmosphere will increase global temperature. Everything else is still subject to a lot of uncertainty. 1) How big an effect does CO2 concentration have? 2) Is AGW beneficially offsetting global cooling (due to solar variation, orbital variation, pollution, or ???) 3) Is the effect of fossil fuel combustion being offset by reduction in even larger effect of methane release? Or methane effect being amplified by gas leaks during production & distribution? 4) Will oceanic circulation patterns change and with what effect? 5) Will warming harm more than it helps? And most fundamental--- 6) will anything WE do change the amount of fossil fuel burned over the next xx years, ie. will everything we don't burn just get burned by China etc. and more inefficiently too? I could go on, but it should be clear that the settled part of the settled science is vanishingly small. Seems to me like it is intended as a global wealth redistribution mechanism, with crony cash extraction capability more than anything scientific.

Posted by Glenmore 2013-12-11 12:09|| 2013-12-11 12:09|| Front Page Top

#9 Greenpeace is warning children the world over Santa Claus might not be bringing gifts to them because of global warming.

They are just like the group that brought

Posted by Au Auric 2013-12-11 12:25|| 2013-12-11 12:25|| Front Page Top

#10 These clueless fools remind me of a quaint Christmas Story told to me by a co-worker. One Christmas Eve night, when the co-worker was a boy, his Dad got tired of the children's excitement about Christmas day. So Dad grabbed his shotgun, went out to the yard, pointed it up at the roof, blasted away, and killed Santa Claus.

Posted by Dopey Sinatra 2013-12-11 13:50|| 2013-12-11 13:50|| Front Page Top

#11 Of course when Christmas does arrive the kids will realize that green peace is full of shit.

Posted by Airandee 2013-12-11 21:01|| 2013-12-11 21:01|| Front Page Top

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