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2014-01-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Au Auric 2014-01-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 See! Cow farts do cause global warming.

Posted by Chuck 2014-01-28 00:36|| 2014-01-28 00:36|| Front Page Top

#2 I once fell for the 'ol pull my udder joke. Very funny.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2014-01-28 05:38|| 2014-01-28 05:38|| Front Page Top

#3 Pure, clean, natural gas. Without fracking!

Posted by Procopius2k 2014-01-28 08:03|| 2014-01-28 08:03|| Front Page Top

#4 I think Gore should personally investigate this type of occurrence. Vigourously.

Posted by ed in texas 2014-01-28 08:06|| 2014-01-28 08:06|| Front Page Top

#5 MissSteak

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2014-01-28 08:46|| 2014-01-28 08:46|| Front Page Top

#6 I don't believe it. The concentration has to be just right for an explosion to occur, about 13%, if I remember my Mythbusters correctly, and the spark has to be just right.

Nope, I'm smelling urban legend not cow farts.

Posted by AlanC 2014-01-28 09:49|| 2014-01-28 09:49|| Front Page Top

#7 Meth~~ane~~?

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-01-28 10:47|| 2014-01-28 10:47|| Front Page Top

#8 Hey, ya'll watch what happens when I light this fart!

Posted by Deacon Blues 2014-01-28 12:11|| 2014-01-28 12:11|| Front Page Top

#9 We will roam free like the buffalo;
and hold our large heads high.

This is what happens when you take their guns.

Posted by Shipman 2014-01-28 14:28|| 2014-01-28 14:28|| Front Page Top

#10 Miss o'Leary's cow, to the courtesy phone!

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2014-01-28 16:18|| 2014-01-28 16:18|| Front Page Top

#11 Check the fire extinguishers at the capital; flatulence will be plentiful tonight.

Posted by Airandee 2014-01-28 19:29|| 2014-01-28 19:29|| Front Page Top

#12 What were the cows eating?

Dried Distillers Grain Solubles?

Posted by swksvolFF 2014-01-28 20:33|| 2014-01-28 20:33|| Front Page Top

#13 Fire investigators are grilling the cows to see who done done it.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2014-01-28 22:32|| 2014-01-28 22:32|| Front Page Top

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