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2015-03-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Indian groom jilted by bride Lovely at the altar over bungled math quiz

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Posted by Fred 2015-03-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Sadly, she can't love a man whom can't obey the Associative or Commutative Principles.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2015-03-14 01:33|| 2015-03-14 01:33|| Front Page Top

#2 He, he, he. The revenge of the Nerds!

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2015-03-14 04:26|| 2015-03-14 04:26|| Front Page Top

#3 So Lovely was out of there at the altar. Lovely has pretty high standards (sarc). Many would not pass. Baran will be forever known as "Bonehead Baran"--there's probably some self-esteem therapy and many other benefits for an illegals in the U.S. if he can just sneak across one of the borders--shouldn't be too difficult.

Posted by JohnQC 2015-03-14 10:55|| 2015-03-14 10:55|| Front Page Top

#4 It was a trick question! She didn't specify which base to use, he assumed she meant duodecimal (based on her unwebbed toes and fingers).

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2015-03-14 11:18|| 2015-03-14 11:18|| Front Page Top

#5 Lovely, just put him through Common Core where at least Ram will learn there are 57 US States.

Posted by Ebbomosh Hupemp2664 2015-03-14 11:38|| 2015-03-14 11:38|| Front Page Top

#6 I think we need to hire Lovely to screen people entering polling places - or running for office.

And didn't she marry Thurstan Howell III?

Posted by CrazyFool 2015-03-14 11:47|| 2015-03-14 11:47|| Front Page Top

#7 Maybe he can't add but I bet he knows what two minus one is.

Posted by Grunter 2015-03-14 14:41|| 2015-03-14 14:41|| Front Page Top

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