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2015-10-03 Science & Technology

MASSIVE GLOBAL COOLING process discovered as Paris climate deal looms

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Posted by g(r)omgoru 2015-10-03 04:02|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 A team of top-level atmospheric chemistry boffins from France and Germany say they have identified a new process

Winter?

Posted by Skidmark 2015-10-03 11:03|| 2015-10-03 11:03|| Front Page Top

#2 people are stupid

centuries ago we had the tulip mania
we have had the tech bubble, the housing bubble, the Y2K scare....

large numbers of people are stupid. Small numbers of clever and ruthless people manipulate circumstance to fleece the dumb and disempowered.

Now there is an industry to support - green energy consultants, intellectuals, think tanks, solar panel manufacturers in china, and so on.

This ensures your taxes will be paying for man made global warming forever, even though it is BS and always has been

Posted by anon1 2015-10-03 14:31|| 2015-10-03 14:31|| Front Page Top

#3 Global warming is a bad joke. Occasionally worth a chuckle, but that's about it.

Global cooling, on the other hand, is a scary prospect. Wars, famine and pestilence. Worse if the left is running things.

Posted by Iblis 2015-10-03 15:27|| 2015-10-03 15:27|| Front Page Top

#4 Global warming is a bad joke. Occasionally worth a chuckle, but that's about it.

Nothing these people do is a joke---not if you have to share a planet with them.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2015-10-03 15:38|| 2015-10-03 15:38|| Front Page Top

#5 large numbers of people are stupid

One snowflake alone is a dummy.
Imagine when millions get chummy:
The lightweight and flighty
Flow, massive and mighty,
A frozen rock-crushing tsunami!

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-10-03 15:48|| 2015-10-03 15:48|| Front Page Top

#6 "Reality doesn't fit the models notbecause we are frauds! Its because of this new 'cooling process'. Once we account for that, and bludgeon the data a lot more to fit our model, the hockey stick will be as good as new!"

Posted by CrazyFool 2015-10-03 16:01|| 2015-10-03 16:01|| Front Page Top

#7 With apologies to...

A tickertape blizzard, confetti,
Some hairs from Bach's wig, and a yeti...
Then stretti were streaming,
And bells, something steaming:
"You're too late for breakfast, Canetti!"

By lunchtime, Elias was ready.
To wrestle until he was sweaty:
"The strands are so many!
Why can't I catch any?
These noodles are Archie; I'm Betty."

At dinner, now peckish and petty,
Lamenting, a little unsteady,
"How can the whole bowlfull
Elude me? I'm doleful,
Beholding the might of spaghetti."

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-10-03 16:01|| 2015-10-03 16:01|| Front Page Top

#8 Atmospheric carbon dioxide reaches 400 parts per million concentration. Whippy-do-da.

Plants everywhere are thanking us.

On the serious side, Dr. Roy Spencer has been arguing for quite a while that negative feedback loops (such as the one mentioned in the article) have not been included in the one-sided climate models that back the global warministas agenda.

Time is running out for the warministas. You can't keep science in check forever.

I was puzzled by the pope's support for the warminista's agenda until I remembered that what global warming is really about is wealth distribution from the western industrialized first world to the poor third world. I don't think that Jesus would support fraud as valid means to the end of helping the poor. Just one man's opinion.

Posted by Sven the pelter 2015-10-03 16:09|| 2015-10-03 16:09|| Front Page Top

#9 I googled that 400 ppm on co2. The reading was taken atop Mauna Loa volcano in Hawaii. Guess what? Volcanoes spew CO2.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2015-10-03 17:38|| 2015-10-03 17:38|| Front Page Top

#10 One medium volcanic eruption spews more CO2, CO, Nitrous Oxide, particulates, goo and crap into the air than all of the camp fires, coal fires, power plants, automobiles, brush fires, wars, and airplanes that have ever occurred since the beginning of time. What we do to the atmosphere is not even a decimal point on what a volcano can and does to the environment multiple times a year. We could cut our CO2 emissions to zero and the number would stay around 350 to 400 ppb forever because of volcanos, people, algae in the ocean, and natural flora and fauna.

Posted by Bill Clinton 2015-10-03 17:56|| 2015-10-03 17:56|| Front Page Top

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