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2017-05-12 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man busted having oral sex in broad daylight in the middle of a McDonald's restaurant

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Posted by Blossom Unains5562 2017-05-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Sounds odd - was he having oral sex by himself? The title of the article suggests as much.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2017-05-12 00:31|| 2017-05-12 00:31|| Front Page Top

#2 Police say they are still hunting for the woman who was engaging in the sex act

I'll bet!

Posted by Skidmark 2017-05-12 05:34|| 2017-05-12 05:34|| Front Page Top

#3 Conrad Jablecki

Bill, Bill, Bill couldn't you come up with a better alias than that?

Posted by AlanC 2017-05-12 07:32|| 2017-05-12 07:32|| Front Page Top

#4 "Honey, it's big enough. You want a Whopper, go to Burger King"

Posted by Frank G 2017-05-12 08:45|| 2017-05-12 08:45|| Front Page Top

#5 There is an Anthony Weiner lurking in Conrad Jabiecki trying to get out. Public sex must be a turn-on for him and the lady as well. I imagine the lunch hour crowd was somewhat aghast although people are finding it harder and harder to get shocked. If I had to choose between oral sex in broad daylight and someone shooting up the place I'd with the oral sex. I'd prefer neither with my lunch!

Posted by JohnQC 2017-05-12 09:48|| 2017-05-12 09:48|| Front Page Top

#6 Police say they are still hunting for the woman who was engaging in the sex act

I must admit to being relieved to read this sentence - for a moment there I thought he was engaging in oral sex by himself.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-05-12 10:08|| 2017-05-12 10:08|| Front Page Top

#7 Pair were caught having sex in a restaurant parking lot - and the woman pulled a DANDELION from her genitals after police busted them

Wearing a hat but fresh out of rabbits?

Posted by Count Galeazzo Bucket6117 2017-05-12 10:39|| 2017-05-12 10:39|| Front Page Top

#8 Police say they are still hunting for the woman who was engaging in the sex act

They drove off in a Hummer.

Posted by gorb 2017-05-12 11:01|| 2017-05-12 11:01|| Front Page Top

#9 Newest Happy Meal?

Posted by Airandee 2017-05-12 13:23|| 2017-05-12 13:23|| Front Page Top

#10 was he having oral sex by himself?

Ron Jeremy to the courtesy phone?

Posted by Frozen Al 2017-05-12 13:36|| 2017-05-12 13:36|| Front Page Top

#11 That's not the 'secret sauce' you were looking for.

Posted by Procopius2k 2017-05-12 15:51|| 2017-05-12 15:51|| Front Page Top

#12 "Sir, would like to super-size that order?"

Posted by ed in texas 2017-05-12 20:19|| 2017-05-12 20:19|| Front Page Top

#13 "Can't I just eat my waffle?"

Posted by SteveS 2017-05-12 23:27|| 2017-05-12 23:27|| Front Page Top

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