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2018-03-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Utter genius electrocuted after ignoring barricade and hitting wires downed in storm

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Posted by Fred 2018-03-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Charles Darwin to the white courtesy phone.....Mr. Darwin..........

Posted by AlanC 2018-03-10 07:15|| 2018-03-10 07:15|| Front Page Top

#2 In other technical-related news, the burger flipping robot was fired after one day; it wasn't fast enough to keep up.

Posted by JohnQC 2018-03-10 09:50|| 2018-03-10 09:50|| Front Page Top

#3 Curiosity here JohnQC; did the robot underperform or is the punchline it actually did its job so well there were too many customers?

Because the last time I was in a fast food restaurant, and I'm a go inside and see who touches my food and how clean the place is kinda guy. Looked like a damned petting zoo. Except dirtier. And not as well behaved.

Posted by swksvolFF 2018-03-10 11:03|| 2018-03-10 11:03|| Front Page Top

#4 Walking up Netherland Ave yesterday, lines down on sidewalk so I carefully step over and the second line whacks me in the head...didn't seem to be live.
Genius, you say?

Posted by Grunter 2018-03-10 11:18|| 2018-03-10 11:18|| Front Page Top

#5 Burger-flipping robot.

swksvolFF: Reported as too slow. Article didn't say anything about cleanliness. I too like to see attention to cleanliness where people prepare my food.

Posted by JohnQC 2018-03-10 11:19|| 2018-03-10 11:19|| Front Page Top

#6 Reported as too slow. Reboot. Or double the voltage.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2018-03-10 13:25|| 2018-03-10 13:25|| Front Page Top

#7 I love Lucy-cookie line episode.

Posted by JohnQC 2018-03-10 15:11|| 2018-03-10 15:11|| Front Page Top

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