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2019-05-13 Home Front: Culture Wars
Sanity Reigns As Transsexual Powerlifter Is Ruled To Actually Be A Cowboy
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Posted by Besoeker 2019-05-13 05:35|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [300 views ]  Top

#1  Another story from the Far Side. Bruce Jenner wanted to become Caitlyn. Then Caitlyn's former bodyguard Mark Behar wanted to become Bruce Jenner by a legal name change. The new Bruce Jenner was asked by Caitlyn if he planned to make money off the name change to which the new Jenner said: I don't plan on signing any cereal boxes anytime soon to which Caitlyn slammed down the phone.

I know, it's a silly, inane, confusing, follow-up story.
Posted by JohnQC 2019-05-13 09:10||   2019-05-13 09:10|| Front Page Top

#2 "Mary" has only been using drugs to emulate feminine characteristics for 11 months.

I wonder if the testers at the USADA or a similar relevant agency tested for any of these drugs? I've seen all sorts of pro cyclists bounced out of races over the years; makes you wonder if they bowed to the PC gods and didn't bother testing 'Mary'.

Actually, I don't - I think they looked the other way.
Posted by Raj 2019-05-13 09:12||   2019-05-13 09:12|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm reminded of that Waylon Jennings - "Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys" for some reason.
Posted by JohnQC 2019-05-13 09:12||   2019-05-13 09:12|| Front Page Top

#4 And I'm starting to regret all those Wheaties I ate as a kid.
Posted by SteveS 2019-05-13 09:38||   2019-05-13 09:38|| Front Page Top

#5 Yet another headline I never imagined I'd read.
Posted by Matt 2019-05-13 09:57||   2019-05-13 09:57|| Front Page Top

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Posted by Skidmark 2019-05-13 10:58||   2019-05-13 10:58|| Front Page Top

#7 They noticed that she was a he during the observed drug test, when something unexpected was noticed between her legs as she was sitting on the hopper.
Posted by KBK 2019-05-13 21:52||   2019-05-13 21:52|| Front Page Top

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