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2022-12-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Bombshell: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum

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Posted by Deacon Blues 2022-12-22 00:00|| || Front Page|| [10 views ] Top

#1 He's French.
It's a "bangette".

Posted by Skidmark 2022-12-21 14:53|| 2022-12-21 14:53|| Front Page Top

#2 Tell your kids that this is why you should never swallow your gum.

Posted by Super Hose 2022-12-22 01:32|| 2022-12-22 01:32|| Front Page Top

#3 An old German General, lonely,
Seeks cover and cronily, pronely
Attempts to survive
The French 75
Bar at Arnaud's (for gentlemen only!).

Not really my kinda place... not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by Muggsy Omuter9925 2022-12-22 03:28|| 2022-12-22 03:28|| Front Page Top

#4 A man’s got to understand his limitations- The Outlaw Josie Wales

Posted by Super Hose 2022-12-22 03:33|| 2022-12-22 03:33|| Front Page Top

#5 ^^ Inspector Harry Callahan though Josey had plenty of good lines like ohh.. Dying aint much of a livin' or You gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?

Posted by Bangkok Billy 2022-12-22 05:55|| 2022-12-22 05:55|| Front Page Top

#6 Not sure how he drove to the ER. Probably chose his route very carefully.

Posted by Super Hose 2022-12-22 06:09|| 2022-12-22 06:09|| Front Page Top

#7 Guy was a little too literal when someone told him to shove it up his ass.

Posted by CrazyFool 2022-12-22 07:00|| 2022-12-22 07:00|| Front Page Top

#8 It was just a war souvenir he had in his bathroom and I lost his balance on his 3 am toilet trip and fell on it?

Posted by Glenmore 2022-12-22 09:53|| 2022-12-22 09:53|| Front Page Top

#9 The war team actors have gone too far this time

Posted by Super Hose 2022-12-22 10:31|| 2022-12-22 10:31|| Front Page Top

#10 Old Steven Wright routine:

"They call this product 'The gentle laxative.' I don't know about you, but when I need a laxative, I want something that works like a bomb."

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-12-22 11:25|| 2022-12-22 11:25|| Front Page Top

#11 All these years the old man's been walking crooked, and no one knew why.

Posted by KBK 2022-12-22 17:52|| 2022-12-22 17:52|| Front Page Top

#12 When a game of "Hide the Mortar" goes wrong.

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2022-12-22 20:35|| 2022-12-22 20:35|| Front Page Top

#13 ^ SNORT

Posted by Frank G 2022-12-22 21:05|| 2022-12-22 21:05|| Front Page Top

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